life's heavy, son

[residentgayfriend]

so my english teacher put up new posters in her class and

[meanplastic]

[campbasement]

[youmake-kittyscared]

they look so trashed i love this photo

[lovethi5]

me, a legal adult: when i grow up,

[doggosource]

11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

[baconpolice]

Yall forgot the final product.

[motherish]

[hashtagparksandrec]

[kayvsworld]

WHOLESOME….

[joyland2022]

i really thought this was a scene from some indie gay dad movie until i watched queer eye

[atarnishedcompass]

Friend: Wanna hang out tomorrow?

Me: I actually performed an Activity yesterday. Please wait the three day recovery period to submit another inquiry

[garbageboys]

[getoffmybloghoe-deactivated2018]

when ever I use hand sanitizer I always use two squirts so it kills 199.8% of germs instead of just 99.9%

[cockroach-queer]

Sometimes I’m like “ancient greek plays are so old, how am i going to relate to the characters?” but then 

[bob-belcher]

[comradesaucegay]

warning: it’s almost may, and you all know what that means

[sexanax]

it really be light outside until 7pm now, goodbye seasonal depression u dumb bitch

[allamericansbitch]

The only time in my life I can relate to a Gold Metal wining Olympian…

[lenaleaderoftheresistance-deact]

[ghost-nettle]

the smell of garlic cooking adds three years to my life and purges me of all evils, cleansing my whole soul