'Shit , wait no.' -Ancient proverb

I'm too old to be here.

[pwlanier]

Unknown

A Pair of Pigs 1850

Oil on canvas

Compton Verney

[puppy95]

Ladies night!

[pointnclick]

I just ate basically uncooked oatmeal and it was pretty good

[pointnclick]

Just leave me alone

[dreambreathing]

i’m inconsolable over this picture i found on craigslist today

[dyingenigma]

[knightsickness]

literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

[dipyronegirl]

op managed to swing a bat at 2 hornets nests in one go

[cryptotheism]

You can always tell when misinformation is from TikTok. It's genetically distinct from other internet misinformation. It always has the vibe of "some very online people having an argument where they had to take a real source and stretch their interpretations like two dogs fighting over a side of pulled pork"

[magescythe]

list of mundane things that feel like ancient human rituals

cleaning or wipe your bare feet

breaking off a piece of bread and handing it to someone

putting the weight of a basket on your hip or head

eating nuts or berries while hunched over close to the ground

seeing something startling just out of your line of sight and very quickly stepping or leaping on to a larger object to get a better view

cupping your hands into running water to wash your face

the unanimous protection of a baby or child in a public space where women are present

when an elderly woman laughs and grips your forearm tightly

[icarus-suraki]

May I add?

Touching someone’s face with the back of your hand to see if they have a fever

Stopping to watch animals moving in groups (geese, fish, horses, butterflies, bees)

Helping an elderly person to walk or sit

[xactodreams]

telling stories around a fire

huddling together for warmth when it’s cold

marveling at sunlight through leaves

wonderment at the brightness of a full moon

bringing food to sick or grieving families

[kotortwo]

can you imagine being a priest like oh put on this collar to show that you’re god’s special little boy. slut

[roomtemperaturesuperconductor]

Guys ok I got curious and looked into it and I’m going insane

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

I genuinely can’t comprehend the uniquely Christian urge to see someone at their lowest and think “Now is the perfect time. I should tell them about my religion.”

[sl33p-walk]

Well, yeah. Because Jesus heals.

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

Better ask him to heal ur mom cuz I blew her back tf out last night. Thank g-d today is Shabbat bc I need the rest

[pwlanier]

Unknown artist.

A Pair of Pigs 1850

Oil on canvas

British Folk art

Compton Verney

[catchymemes]

[myfrogcroaked]

“Elizabeth Ann is the first cloned black-footed ferret and first-ever cloned U.S. endangered species. She was created from the frozen cells of “Willa,” a black-footed ferret that lived more than 30 years ago.“ 

So, why is this a big deal? Because, “All living black-footed ferrets are descended from 7 individuals, resulting in unique genetic challenges to recovering the species.” Willa died 30 yrs ago, but she wasn’t one of the 7. Her genome represents an important revival of genetic diversity.

Source: Revive & Restore

[shitwaitno]

Belly

[masochistrights]

dom who sticks their fingers down your throat, asks you a question, and laughs when you try to answer

[astral-logistics-assn]

Yes, yes, the dentist.  We’ve all been there.

[alphacrone]

no one seems happier in life than those eccentric old ladies who wear all one color or collect frogs or have wacky hair colors and usually live alone with some funky pets and have weekly book club meetings with their equally amazing friends

[mulderscully]

u ever in such a bad mood u feel urself turning evil?

[mulderscully]

had an actual meal. not evil anymore

[shitwaitno]

This fucking cat, man