feifiefofum - i smell the stench of a mortal man

mum said i shouldn't talk to strangers

[coraes]

this as a pose for your ship is everything

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

[kuviraissues]

celine

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

Sauron: wait I thought the last book was the Return of the Ring, like I got the ring returned to me. Can we do that instead?

[depsidase]

[pirateprincessjess]

I was told that I’d get used to not having a headphone jack. I still want a fucking headphone jack. I hate that phones don’t have them. It’s stupid and awful and I hate it

[beardedmrbean]

[datclassydame]

Can @raccoonmilf vouch for this? Super rad if true.

[raccoonmilf]

Yes it’s true

[drawnsnake]

I cried watching Project Hail Mary btw

[herainsorcia]

[fox-bright]

That is DIABOLICAL museum design, A++, no notes

[mmeandar]

i know there have been a bunch of theories of how exactly PR would manage rumi's new look, but consider: the public cannot see it.

they can't see the patterns on the saja boys, they cannot see the honmoon, and no one has ever witnessed a demon sucking out a soul out of someone.

celine was so big on the cover those up deal not because of the PR shenanigans (tchah, that would be the easiest thing to fix!), but solely because of the trust between hunters. because, you know. it is implied that the job description is: see patterns—kill.

at least that's how i see it. and it also shifts the focus on the bond between hunters and trust and those topics. fun!

[wumbsie]

needy little rock

[therationaldispatch]

Life in Iran in the 1970's:

Everything you see in these photographs is now illegal in the Islamic Republic.

[catasters]

[idontgettechnology]

The time of his life.

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[buttpoems]

[byjove]

I wish they would realize that universal healthcare doesn’t mean they HAVE to get healthcare through the state, just that it is there. You can still pay millions of dollars out of pocket for your own treatment at a private hospital.

America actually has terrible healthcare compared to a lot of nations with socialized medicine:

But you can see how powerful the ‘America is the greatest country on earth’ propaganda is in our schools.

[qqchurch]

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[qqchurch]

[lostlildoodles]

if anyone saw me post this and then delete it no you didn’t

[the-haiku-bot]

if anyone saw

me post this and then delete

it no you didn’t

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.