put me to the test

Ionia's favorite monkey and second best Wuju practitioner around. Institute of War mun art credit

[monkeyking-wukong]

Wukong flinched at the high pitched voice he associated with being used as a dart board. He hesitantly turned towards the the seat next to him and saw none other than the furry little yordle that used to give him nightmares. “Oh Hey! I never expected to see you here either!” he said while forcing a smile. “I barely ever come to Piltover, and I’ve never really been in a place like this before. Is the food any good?”

[blindingdart]

Teemo shrugged. “I just come here for the honey mead, but I’ve heard their breakfast special’s pretty good! Their boar bacon and eggs are to die for,” he purred, a content smile on his lips as he sipped from his over-sized glass. The act was almost comical, both hands wrapped around the cool container to lift it, the glass itself half the size of the Yordle’s face.

"Though I guess their fruit salads are pretty good too. You can order extra banana."

[monkeyking-wukong]

Teemo's eerie personality sent shivers down Wu's spine. How can someone be so small yet so terrifying. But he didn't let that stop him from laughing at Teemo's monkey jokes. No one ever made jokes about him, it was always the other way around. "They must think I'm too perfect to make fun of" is what Wu would tell himself.

Before he could think of something funny to say back the bartender finally came over. "What'll you have?" the man said, surprisingly calm. Wu figured maybe he was used to seeing champions if Gragas and Teemo come here. "I need a room for a night, and I guess I'll have an order of boar bacon and eggs with some honey mead." He replied, hoping Teemo wasn't messing with him about the breakfast too. The man just quickly jotted down what Wu said and turned around. He proceeded to grab a key from the stand and pour a golden liquid from a nearby barrel into a mug. He put both in front of Wu and added, "Your food will be ready in a bit."

"Thanks." he said as he began to sip from the mug. It wasunlike anything he had ever tried. Somewhat sweet, and it gave him a warm feeling deep in his stomach, despite being ice cold. "This is so weird." he said, staring into the mug, hoping to understand what it was made of.

[monkeyking-wukong]

"No I think I got it, but please recount it for me." he replied as he took the bag and replaced it with the gold. "There’s foxes on the moon? Are they fox people too? I know someone like that, but she’s not from the moon." he curiously asked. He took one of the treats out of the box and devoured it in one bite, The flavor and texture was different than anything he had tasted before. It was sweet but didn’t taste like fruit at all. "What is in these things? They’re amazing." he quickly asked between swallowing and shoving another in his mouth.

[moonrabbit-yue-deactivated20160]

The rabbit quickly set the gold out on the table, counting it and placing it in the register. “You got it just fine!” she assured him with a smile. “Oh, yeah. They’re fox-people, like how I’m a rabbit-person. There’s not many of them. Kind of a dying race. They live by eating rabbits and we’ve advanced enough to ward them off. They’re actually kinda confined to the dark side of the mo-” she stopped talking after watching the monkey scarf down the rice cakes.

"They’re filled with a mix of red bean and a special honey-like glaze," she responded with a giggle. Something about how open and eager he was comforted her. She heard about ruthless killers at the Institute, but he definitely didn’t seem like the type. She truly felt at ease.

[monkeyking-wukong]

"Beans? These don’t taste like beans at all. Are they some kind of magic moon beans?" he asked with his mouth still somewhat full. He had already eaten 3 of them, but he didn’t want to stop. Maybe he’ll buy more and have them for lunch. He swallowed what was in his mouth and asked, "Actually can I have like, 10 more and something to drink with them? I think this is gonna be my lunch." He took out the gold pouch and asked her to take out how much it was, she didn’t look like the type to steal something, and he didn’t know if he could count high enough to do it himself. 

[moonrabbit-yue-deactivated20160]

"They’re red beans! Those are pretty sweet," she told him. She couldn’t help but to smile at how much he enjoyed her rice cakes - she was glad she made them. "Yes, of course!" she replied to his desire for more.

She scuffled back and brought out more. “We have chilled tea, juice, and water. What would you like?” Yue asked. She glanced at him with his wallet out. “The total would be another 100 gold, plus more for the drink, but I’ll give you an ‘animal discount,’” she laughed. “So, 70 gold. For all of it.” 

[monkeyking-wukong]

"Does being red make them sweet?" He didn't understand how the color changes how they taste. He smiled at bowed his head to thank her like he was taught. "Thanks but you don't need to give me any discounts! I've got plenty of gold and don't want your boss to get mad at you." he replied as he struggled to quickly count out another 30 gold to hand to her. The last thing he wanted to do was get his new animal friend in trouble. 

[monkeyking-wukong]

Wukong approached the Inn and “tavern” that he overheard Gragas speaking highly about to Jayce. The sounds of yelling men and smell of sour grapes made him doubt how great it was.

He didn’t expect Heimerdinger to talk his ear off for so long about those damn goggle’s he was getting repaired for Yi and now he was stuck in Piltover for the night. “Whatever, at least this place has a bed and food.” he thought to himself. He entered and carefully weaved between the clumsy people as he approached the counter. He sat down and waited for the man at the counter to finish with another customer. 

[blindingdart]

Honey mead was Teemo’s favourite.

He sat joyously at the counter, the stool raised much higher so he could rest his elbows on the wood as he drank. The taste was sweet, a refreshing treat after matches in the Institute.

His ears flicked curiously as he felt someone take a seat near him, looking up from his drink to spot a furry face only a chair away from him. Without hesitation the Yordle waved, grinning.

"Didn’t know the Monkey King visited this tavern!" he yipped, drinking more from his glass. "Fancy seeing you around here."

[monkeyking-wukong]

Wukong flinched at the high pitched voice he associated with being used as a dart board. He hesitantly turned towards the the seat next to him and saw none other than the furry little yordle that used to give him nightmares. "Oh Hey! I never expected to see you here either!" he said while forcing a smile. "I barely ever come to Piltover, and I've never really been in a place like this before. Is the food any good?"

[moonrabbit-yue-deactivated20160]

"No people. Mainly rabbits. Sometimes foxes," she replied with a shrug. She watched the monkey fumble with his money. "Do you need help, maybe?" Yue giggled a bit. Not only was the boy taken aback by her, but he also couldn’t do math. He certainly was a monkey.

[monkeyking-wukong]

"No I think I got it, but please recount it for me." he replied as he took the bag and replaced it with the gold. "There’s foxes on the moon? Are they fox people too? I know someone like that, but she’s not from the moon." he curiously asked. He took one of the treats out of the box and devoured it in one bite, The flavor and texture was different than anything he had tasted before. It was sweet but didn’t taste like fruit at all. "What is in these things? They’re amazing." he quickly asked between swallowing and shoving another in his mouth.

[moonrabbit-yue-deactivated20160]

The rabbit quickly set the gold out on the table, counting it and placing it in the register. “You got it just fine!” she assured him with a smile. “Oh, yeah. They’re fox-people, like how I’m a rabbit-person. There’s not many of them. Kind of a dying race. They live by eating rabbits and we’ve advanced enough to ward them off. They’re actually kinda confined to the dark side of the mo-” she stopped talking after watching the monkey scarf down the rice cakes.

"They’re filled with a mix of red bean and a special honey-like glaze," she responded with a giggle. Something about how open and eager he was comforted her. She heard about ruthless killers at the Institute, but he definitely didn’t seem like the type. She truly felt at ease.

[monkeyking-wukong]

"Beans? These don't taste like beans at all. Are they some kind of magic moon beans?" he asked with his mouth still somewhat full. He had already eaten 3 of them, but he didn't want to stop. Maybe he'll buy more and have them for lunch. He swallowed what was in his mouth and asked, "Actually can I have like, 10 more and something to drink with them? I think this is gonna be my lunch." He took out the gold pouch and asked her to take out how much it was, she didn't look like the type to steal something, and he didn't know if he could count high enough to do it himself. 

[monkeyking-wukong]

Wukong approached the Inn and "tavern" that he overheard Gragas speaking highly about to Jayce. The sounds of yelling men and smell of sour grapes made him doubt how great it was.

He didn't expect Heimerdinger to talk his ear off for so long about those damn goggle's he was getting repaired for Yi and now he was stuck in Piltover for the night. "Whatever, at least this place has a bed and food." he thought to himself. He entered and carefully weaved between the clumsy people as he approached the counter. He sat down and waited for the man at the counter to finish with another customer. 

[monkeyking-wukong]

[[sorry  about reblogging as links before i've never used tumblr for rp before so i had no idea how much harder it is to read that way]]

[monkeyking-wukong]

He tilted his head to show his confusion. “Are you joking with me? Are there really people living on the moon?” he asked, doubting anyone could live on the moon. It would be way too cold at night and how would run a shop in Ionia if she lived on the moon. None of it was making very much sense to him. He took the treats and fumbled in his pockets to take out his gold pouch, He slowly counted out the right amount of gold. Math was still hard for him. He often wished he could have a summoner follow him around to buy things for him all the time, like in matches.

[moonrabbit-yue-deactivated20160]

"No people. Mainly rabbits. Sometimes foxes," she replied with a shrug. She watched the monkey fumble with his money. "Do you need help, maybe?" Yue giggled a bit. Not only was the boy taken aback by her, but he also couldn’t do math. He certainly was a monkey.

[monkeyking-wukong]

"No I think I got it, but please recount it for me." he replied as he took the bag and replaced it with the gold. "There's foxes on the moon? Are they fox people too? I know someone like that, but she's not from the moon." he curiously asked. He took one of the treats out of the box and devoured it in one bite, The flavor and texture was different than anything he had tasted before. It was sweet but didn't taste like fruit at all. "What is in these things? They're amazing." he quickly asked between swallowing and shoving another in his mouth.

[moonrabbit-yue-deactivated20160]

[monkeyking-wukong]

Wukong’s face lit up with excitement thinking about this girl. He had so many questions, But he quickly stepped back when he realized he might have scared the girl. He bowed his head to apologize like Yi taught him, “Sorry I just got excited to meet another person like...

[monkeyking-wukong]

He tilted his head to show his confusion. "Are you joking with me? Are there really people living on the moon?" he asked, doubting anyone could live on the moon. It would be way too cold at night and how would run a shop in Ionia if she lived on the moon. None of it was making very much sense to him. He took the treats and fumbled in his pockets to take out his gold pouch, He slowly counted out the right amount of gold. Math was still hard for him. He often wished he could have a summoner follow him around to buy things for him all the time, like in matches.

[moonrabbit-yue-deactivated20160]

[moonrabbit-yue-deactivated20160]

"Uhm…hello! Welcome to Moon Cakes!" the rabbit greeted. Her ears fidgeted with excitement as this was one of the first times she had seen - in person - another sentient animal. "Those are rice cakes! They’re made from sugar and special flour. And food...

[monkeyking-wukong]

Wukong's face lit up with excitement thinking about this girl. He had so many questions, But he quickly stepped back when he realized he might have scared the girl. He bowed his head to apologize like Yi taught him, "Sorry I just got excited to meet another person like me." He stood up straight and added, "My names Wukong, you?" 

[moonrabbit-yue-deactivated20160]

Yue let out an exasperated sigh as she heaved a box filled with red bean-filled rice cakes onto her counter. She opened up the box, picking up each cake and placing them into the display case. Today’s cakes had little crescents pressed into them - a tiny symbol of herself. After filling up the…

[monkeyking-wukong]

Wukong walked down the Ionian marketplace, searching for something to gouge himself on. He had overslept missed breakfast before training and was starving. The sounds of his stomach reminded him of KogMaw. Thinking about something that vile any longer might’ve been enough to make him lose his appetite when caught a wiff a sweet scent he hadn’t been familiar with.

He followed the scent to a small little shop with the most colorful foods had ever seen. The only thing he had eaten that were even close to that vibrant were bugs and those don’t taste sweet at all. He continued to stare at them as he approached the counter, and leaned his head into the display. “What are these?” He wondered, so fixated on them he didn’t read the sign or look at the girl behind the counter.

[moonrabbit-yue-deactivated20160]

"Uhm…hello! Welcome to Moon Cakes!" the rabbit greeted. Her ears fidgeted with excitement as this was one of the first times she had seen - in person - another sentient animal. "Those are rice cakes! They’re made from sugar and special flour. And food coloring. Sometimes there’s stuff inside, like red bean paste, or special honey," she declared proudly. Her variety of rice cakes was something she was always proud of.

[monkeyking-wukong]

They weren't enough to fill him but he couldn't resist wanting to try a few. "Can I have one of each kind please?" He asked, finally looking up at the girl behind the counter. Her rabbit like appearance caught him off guard, how did he not notice before? "Woah you're a rabbit!?" he yelped, examining her face and head from all different directions.

[moonrabbit-yue-deactivated20160]

Yue let out an exasperated sigh as she heaved a box filled with red bean-filled rice cakes onto her counter. She opened up the box, picking up each cake and placing them into the display case. Today’s cakes had little crescents pressed into them - a tiny symbol of herself. After filling up the...

[monkeyking-wukong]

Wukong walked down the Ionian marketplace, searching for something to gouge himself on. He had overslept missed breakfast before training and was starving. The sounds of his stomach reminded him of KogMaw. Thinking about something that vile any longer might've been enough to make him lose his appetite when caught a wiff a sweet scent he hadn't been familiar with.

He followed the scent to a small little shop with the most colorful foods had ever seen. The only thing he had eaten that were even close to that vibrant were bugs and those don't taste sweet at all. He continued to stare at them as he approached the counter, and leaned his head into the display. "What are these?" He wondered, so fixated on them he didn't read the sign or look at the girl behind the counter.