A Walking Contradiction

Elly | 20 | Louis Theroux

[cop-disliker69]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

This is what Willem Defoe was writing on his detective pad

[frogboydan]

love it when movies are under 1h 40m like yes girl get to the point

[cryptidsandchaos]

might fuck around and walk into a thick fog and never return idk

[theraddestpotato21]

[tacticianofylisse]

so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and

a ‘green/yes’ is a weakness, a ‘red/no’ is something that isnt a weakness, and a ‘?’ is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this

in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk

[tacticianofylisse]

i scrolled over to check to see what this could possibly be and

places a hand on me cheek

[glitter6ug-deactivated20190325]

happy halloween month time for my favourite post of all time

[goruma]

my brain: ur dumb/annoying/ugly

me: 

[sosuperawesome]

Blue Sun Threads on Instagram

[wxrthlxssbxtch]

[alltimelowgallery]

when you finally get to perform after the pandemic

[sebastians-stan]

Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) dir. Joe Johnston

[karda]

the best colors ever actually

[karda]

for those gradient enjoyers

[ignorethepineapples]

nice one tumblr mobile

[justcatposts]

“My boy Spatula bunking down for a snowy night” 

(Source)

[mikkeneko]

oh to be Spatula bunking down for a snowy night

[depsidase]

[onlytwitterpics]

[dcbicki]

High School Musical (2006) + letterboxd reviews (insp.)

[stiwfssr]

This porno didn’t fuck around

[practical---bitchcraft]

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

there’s… a lot to take in here…

[fineillsignup]

I was so flummoxed by this I had to learn more, so I took to Google, where I found this blog post by Dan Cardone, who was a grip on this film. Some highlights:

This was the first set I had been on that featured three directors, and hopefully the last. One director was there to primarily film the sex scenes, which he did effectively and economically. The other two directors handled what is called in porn-lingo ‘B-Roll’, i.e. everything non sexual. Which on this film was substantial. The plot for To The Last Man involves two ranches populated entirely by horny men who have random sex and feud over water, as they are in the middle of a crippling drought. Which is why we filmed in Arizona during thunderstorm season…

It’s amazing no one got killed, or seriously injured. There was horse riding, there were fight scenes of rocky escarpments, there were drownings. When the real guns and live ammunition came out for a scene I thought, “That’s it, I’m going back to the truck”.

Fortunately, one of the models was also a fully qualified nurse, so that saved money, time and also lives. Plus, he was sexy, so it was win/win.

[abysmallylost23]

[passivefan-deactivated20230702]

[sabanasblancasuniverse-deactiva]

[theevenprime]

This is universal. This comedy transcends time and language.

[pyros-random-thoughts]

Hes right

[balamist]

#my guy lost knife priviledges real fast