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Snarking, fanfiction, translations and typesets of Chinese fanwork. 75% Naruto, 20% Chinese whatnot, 5% miscellany. I write fanfiction under the name yunyu on AO3. You can call me yunyu; it is not a) my name or b) anybody's name but rather c) a Chinese euphemism for the beast with two backs, hey-oh. If you want to send me a few dollars, you can send me a few dollars here. I really dislike the Naruto ending, especially... basically everything about 699+ Sasuke. You might find some of what I post to be Sasuke or Kishimoto bashing. Oh, and I would rather see dog shit on the bottom of my shoe than Orochimaru in Boruto. My personal fave Naruto ships: KakaSaku, MultiSaku, SaiIno, NaruHina, ShikaTema. Anyone is welcome to follow me, no matter who you ship or what character you like. You do you. I'm friendlier than this sounds I swear. Have more questions? The FUQ might have answers.

[orlorman]

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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[fineillsignup]

A Weekly Shonen Jump omake

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[jovansjovans]

Road to ninja

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✂️

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[teathattast]

💯🙏💛🟨👍

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Worst part about this is I've only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn't who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is

[teathattast]

Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis

[mukkiethekip]

i think it would be cool if konan had 2 more wings. i think we deserved it

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[fineillsignup]

“Happy Dragon Boat Festival” by 拾荒 (Glean)

Artist notes: Minna-san, happy Dragon Boat Festival! Eat a few more zongzi~~ hahaha

Translator notes: Dragon Boat Festival was sooooo early this year (May 30) and it kind of messed me up because it’s a summer festival dang it it’s not even June what the heck lunisolar calendar???

If you’ve never had a zongzi, it is a kind of…. dumpling, I guess, which is glutinous rice packed around a filling and then wrapped in leaves (usually bamboo) and steamed. They’re delicious and great to eat on a picnic.

Translated under the terms of the Creative Commons BY license (give credit) and released under the same terms (give credit to Glean and to me if you use my translation to make another translation).

[fineillsignup]

I know the notion of "cozy horror" has caused a kerfuffle recently with people discoursing about what it means about the decline of societal hoohah in the whatnow but be that as it may.

But something that was inspired by my own family that I think would be a great basis for a story.

Chaotic family. Neurodiverse parents, neurodiverse kids. Fake it til you make it except you can't really fake it and you never really make it, but you're all trying and there's love and forgiveness and patience.

Mom comes across sinuous white mass, writhing and groaning, on the floor of the hallway.

"Oh will you cut that out, it's past bed time. You know you wanna have a good time at the movies tomorrow!" Mom says in fond exasperation as she steps over the mass to go down the stairs to do dishes.

The ghost she just steps over like Hɱɱ. ყҽʂ ιɳ ϝαƈƚ I ԃσ ɯαɳƚ ƚσ ԋαʋҽ α ɠσσԃ ƚιɱҽ αƚ ƚԋҽ ɱσʋιҽʂ ƚσɱσɾɾσɯ.

That's how the family gets an extra child.

[floridecuts]

Naruto’s (Raijin’s) fox summons want to cuddle. Little Kakashi not so much. XD

I imagine those boys taking a break after some training together.

Not from an actual scene but inspired by a fanfic called “come out of the ashes” by SilverStudios5140 on AO3.

Thanks for taking a look! :)

[nonoel-art]

Tenten 🌻

[sakurananii]

Ready for a fight?