make like a library and book

key | 27 | I have a love of cats, horror, books, the same 2000s bands I did 15 years ago, and stuffed animals | I have an English degree! |

[thanatos-moon]

oh you watched a movie I recommended????? you listened to a song I told you about ?????? you read one of my favourite books ?????? do you know that I would literally kill for you ????? let's drink each others blood

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[rotting-malice]

you can make friends online and you will be rewarded with pictures of their cats

[pixlerelish]

Astoria - Backstage Tour!

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[podcastwizard]

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

[pixlerelish]

"Basically, here's the deal with this video, and life."

[goth-queen]

[beetroot-merchant]

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[violaslayvis]

Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

[chavorruco-noventero-deactivate]

Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

[antiandrogen]

Just carry a purse…

[chavorruco-noventero-deactivate]

But I told him I was masc :(

[elevan-deactivated20250122]

:(

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[lokh1]

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[fatpunk]

where is transgender flag "I'M TOO FAT FOR THIS HEAT"

[fatpunk]

FOUND IT

[fatpunk]

it's that time of the year again folks

[dearalexcountmein]

a dancey alex from the wake up, sunshine listening party ☀︎

[rpfisfine]

I’m the first and last person in my bloodline with a tumblr blog

[otherside-picnic]

If criminals don't get to have human rights, then the people in charge of deciding what a criminal is get to decide who is and is not human. Do you understand? Is this not blindingly obvious? Do you care?

Or do you assume you will always be "one of the good ones"?