de liouncourt's maknae

you wouldnt survive one day in the asylum where they raised me (my mind)

[sharkuteries]

that grouse ain’t gonna grind itself

[tesserxcts]

curiouser and curiouser

i should track down the real sources for this but for my purposes i just wanted to share these comments

[gummywilliam]

relax bro ain't nobody taking him from you

(toff is definitely going to try tho)

[wingswin0516]

The great group of young guys have arrived for training camp in Vancouver. There is no Toff there to physically separate willmack or give them warning glances when they start to get a little too fucking weird. Will and Mack haven’t seen each other in 84 days (not that anyone’s counting [they both know the exact number]) and they’re vibrating with excitement and pent up energy and that magical floaty feeling they have when they get to be on the ice together. Will is constantly looking at Mack with heart eyes that have more heat in them with every glance. Mack is making up 8000 excuses to touch Will, practically sitting in his lap during breaks and making up increasingly intimate cellys in every stupid drill they do together. They are giggling and leaning into each other and breathing each others air.

And Luke Misa and Nick Lardis, who are not yet desensitized to the Wackle ways, are trying to avert their eyes and act like nothings happening because holy shit I feel like I’m interrupting something? They interrogate Sammisa about it one day after some especially eyebrow raising behavior and it is confirmed with a shoulder shrug that that is just how they are.

Their little camp ends and everyone goes back to their respective summer hidey holes. Nick Lardis posts a summer insta dump of photos and videos from their training and if you look closely, almost every single one has Mack and Will in the background displaying increasingly insane behavior with each other. We in Willmackblr nation lose our ever loving minds and make Nick Lardis honorary mayor of willmackville THE END

[wsh2]

oh they’re fucking

[heuhehhohot]

my visualization of willmacksamisa household next season:

[dawg4aday]

thank god i have a boston globe subscription so i can read important articles about *checks notes* big dave from strega [x]

[will-mack-shark-attack]

Wills legendary beige shirt—origins unknown. It seems to show up in his life even more frequently than Will Voter does. Recently grabbing eyeballs in the Ford Bronco ad, where we speculated a stylist picked it out, but no, it was Will's very own sense of style that helped him curate this quintessential piece into his wardrobe and has been a part of it for over two years!

Here is a comprehensive timeline of Will's favorite shirt:

June 15th, 2024

Nov 17th, 2025

Dec 12th, 2025

March 17th, 2026 - Will's 21st Birthday

April 18th, 2026 - Sharks media availability

April 18th, 2026 - Teal talk

April 18th, 2026 - Sharks awards

May 14th/15th, 2026 - Bronco ad

Source - Instagram

[cornshowercurtain]

the universe where will stays with baseball is actually so important to me bc that man should be on the san francisco giants getting humped by drew gilbert in the outfield after a big win while his dl nhl hookup watches on tv after his away game on the east coast in absolute horror

[tangerineona]

I’m still here

[scarycountry]

vancouver summer camp slasher film

[scarycountry]

dickie as the comic relief jock. misa as the vapid cheerleader. will as the virginal final girl. mack as the killer

[tangerineona]

the way leno wanted to bump fists with will but will didn’t even look at him…I feel sick…

[normal-behavior]

Will has a shared Google calendar with all the members of his harem and they fight amongst each other for who gets custody of him throughout each hour of the offseason.

[meanbuddhist]

i want freedom i want freedom i want freedom *is granted freedom* noooooo my attachments

[ohgodshutit]

grace reposting this tiktok

[whimsysful]

hello? will, fowler and zeev with the bald man!

lmao zeev really took one look at will tanning and bulking and glowing like never before during his #divorceera and went oh. oh no. that is a killer revenge bod. shit's dire. and dropped everything to fly out to boston with fellow harem member fowler to go for wills comfort italian and pose for pics with wills comfort bald man. im crying

like. zeev has zero reason to be in boston other than to see will. @breakawayinthebay and i were just screaming abt this. he didnt grow up there (LA kid) or go to college there (famously, denver boy) or even have an older brother in school there (ahem. mack). he barely even knows fowler afaik (who at least went to bc, altho schools out for the summer and fowler's a florida boy). zeev and fowler are in boston simply bc will bulked 15 lb in like a month and they were like oh fuck. he's speedrunning a baddie transformation to outrun his feelings. time to go make sure the one precious flower in all of brooklyn is watered and sheltered and getting a minimum of 8 hrs of sunlight a day!!!

[phoebebrxdgers]

“will likes mack more than mack likes will” is so tired like move im BORED. obviously will likes mack. mack is a lot and will loves it. but mack loves will soooo fucking much it’s insane. like this is a guy who moved every ten minutes for the first seventeen years of his life. he doesn’t seem to have any childhood best friends or a ton of guys from juniors or college he’s super close with. but there is will, this one guy that mack has zeroed in on. he has sunk both his claws and his teeth right in! he likes him so much it’s embarrassing! he has since 5 minutes into rookie camp!