my car is in the front yard

main is rudiecantfail | any pronouns

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true love is alive and real in san jose california

[turnagain]

him placing his hat just so in order for his hair to show actually makes me wanna throttle him lmfao

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I love when ppl on here start shipping them with others or talk abt divorce rumors bc then they just pop out and do the gayest shit ever. It literally works every single time.. Just this summer alone they’ve outdone themselves 🫩

you do know we're playing toys here right. and wm is no more 'real' than ships with other people like dickbrini Right......................when i ship wm with other ppl its bc this whole thing is essentially a creative thought experiment drawing on events from real life but not actually reflective of reality............

[careersincombat]

irinaaa

[nosurprisetome]

https://www.tumblr.com/nosurprisetome/824803068770222082/when-the-season-starts-i-personally-am-so-excited

I’m excited too!! It’s not even going to be hard bc Kess was already boymomming him on main. They asked him abt Boston connections and he talked abt Will for 15 minutes and Graf for 15 seconds lmao.

more love for grafito pls.......And trust when i say kesselring/will i mean SEXUALLYYYY no boymomming.......

[nosurprisetome]

i submitted my old studio apartment to interior motives and i really hope it gets used in an episode

[glovesdown]

i’m feeding igor chernyshov estrogen the same way people shove benadryl into a cracked-open carrot to give to horses

[nosurprisetome]

will to sheng peng after mack cheats on him: enter rick, 58

INSPIRED. Its on brand for wills particular flavor of under the surface crazy to be like 'you cheated on me in our unnegotiated unexclusive situationship? im gonna fuck your dad'

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And no one told me i rbed a will gifset to my main earlier w the tag 'pookie' BTWWWWW.

[nosurprisetome]

when the season starts i personally am so excited to mainline will/michael kesselring

[elilora]

wsh wss (will smith scrunch)

[glovesdown]

your generational talent just fucking bit me

[271blues]

Mack pls

[nosurprisetome]

im happy to explore mack “cheating” on will if will gets his lick back in some heinous way … however if that doesn’t really fit into your #truth understandable 🤝

i think will should climb michael kesselring like a tree in retaliation......fuck an an even BIGGER dude to get back at mack...

[nosurprisetome]

In a very 'trying to get my uncle to download letterboxd and moot me' time in my life

[nosurprisetome]

not your peach or your crusty apple but MYYY apple for me #myapple because you said send anything

I LOVE THIS PIC i think it was my liek second icon on this blog back in like JANUARYYYYY.......my bowling ball that i just bowled a strike with and hes mad as fuck about it

[nosurprisetome]

Ok one of my maybe controversial takes is that itd be interesitng for mack to cheat on will with dickie but i feel like everyone would hate that. and cheat implies they have an actual agreed upon/negotiated relationship which i also dont really believe in