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YOU ARE THE REASON
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
#extradirty
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
NASA
Mike Driver
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@monopolizedmountains
introduction
im like hey whats up hello
my name is mono/chirp & my pronouns r he/it/she if you call me by they/them i will eat you. friends may call me names other than mono but thats because they are my friends!
dont be weird/sexual/etc to me, if u wouldnt say it to a stranger on the street dont say it to a stranger on tumblr. i am just a weird little Autism Man doing his best in a weird little autism world
other shit down below
its time to go home
"how did the guy with no friends win" is fucking me up because. that's the point. that's the truth that lies at the centre of the life series. if you want to win, you can't let yourself get too attached to anyone, because you'll just have to kill them anyway. that's the pact that was made in the very first season in a bloody circle on the sand. you can't bring anyone with you, not unless you want to look in their eyes and see the betrayal - or, perhaps worse, understanding - there when you kill them. nobody wins the life series with friends. nobody wins the life series.
"You Have Succeeded Your Task"
The Lonely
i was thinking about that one screenshot and.. *blank*
how do yall think third life series members coped with the inevitability of having to kill their friends and allies 😵💫 not well i suspect
The Backstabber and His Fool
WHAT DO I DO??
You can come out now .
THE SUNFLOWERS TURNED TO POPPIES AND LILACS ARE YOU FUCKING ME
i forgive you
grian, buddy, im p sure relationships built on servitude isn’t love
Jimmy Solidarity's Guide To Dying First
Congratulations and/or sorry that happened! Dying first in a series is always really rough, and people are probably going to feel bad they ended your series early. Unless you're me. They don't feel bad about killing ME off first, which is probably why I beef it a lot.
Anyway, here's some specific ways you might have your death invalidated or made about me:
Are you new to this series? Oh my god I am so sorry. The Watchers are about to be SO weird about you and I honestly hope I die next so I can take some of the heat off you.
Did we die in the same incident? Expect the Watchers to say I died first anyway.
Are you Lizzie? Expect the Watchers to say it's because of our ~sibling bond~.
Are you Scott or Tango? Expect the Watchers to make up something about our whirlwind romance dooming us both.
Were you TEAMED with Scott or Tango? See above, except it's actually because my "curse" is super contagious or something.
Were you teamed with ME? See previous two points.
Are you Pearl or Grian? Expect the Watchers to say it was totally, definitely because of wanting to ensure the same person didn't win twice, even at the cost of the canary curse being broken.
Are you Martyn? Same as above but also -- Lol. Nerd.
What else should you expect?
You're going to start growing feathers. Sorry! The Watchers are going to try to "canary-code" you too, so they don't have to stop being weird about me.
The Watchers loooove to take credit for things that were barely even them. If anything happened involving the two of us for five or more seconds, it's a sign that I "cursed" you to die first.
If you're really lucky, the Watchers will make up some nonsense about toxic fumes or something that ensures I still get the brunt of their weirdness.
See you soon, probably, because for some reason Martyn has decided to cater directly to the Watchers and make it his sole goal in life to ensure I permadie as soon as humanly possible!
Love or whatever, Jimmy Solidarity
cursebreaker
The sand grits nestled comfortably between your nails whisper tales about a past life.
im back and i missed 3rd life them
