ugh

amanda/20/florida

[africanmani-deactivated20170514]

[arbitrary-stag]

This is so pure

[anthonyamorim]

out here askin the real questions

[jomjjeoro]

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

[bastionkeeper]

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

[genebelcher]

officer: pop the trunk me: I can explain

[unclefather]

me in a Best Buy: excuse me, which one is the best

employee: I’m sorry, what?

me: which is the best to buy

[gozdendusmustanri]

[lumberjackmack]

this is the equivalent to cats picking their kids up by their necks

[celebritydachshund]

View this post on Instagram

[onetimeisawacat]

I’m crying

[distractedboyfriend]

[awed-frog]

[officialqueer]

Alexa and Google are girlfriends

[monopolyjunior]

me walking into a cvs at midnight: i need to lift a curse

employee: aisle 5

me: thanks

[dustboy]

[cinematik-deactivated20180629]

i hate this post bc i just put my phone down with this open on my dash and my mom came by and read it and got genuinely angry and i had to explain why it’s a joke

[obscuritiesoffbeat]

I hate the fact that the sentence “mummies are rare because we ate them” is factual.

[somewhatsociable]

I’m sorry, what?

[obscuritiesoffbeat]

I am so happy to be the one to introduce you to the horrible few hundred years where Europeans regularly consumed ground Egyptian mummies.

[outerspaceterrordog-blog]

i swear to god this is my favourite moment in this entire freakin show.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via keelythepest)

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[drearyhours]

theory

[keigolovebot]

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

a girl from oregon attempts to pump her own gas (2018, colorized)