TRAFFIC POLICE STATE

[jbt7493]

i wanted to reblog that post but i am blocked. ah well. i don’t really mind, as i have the buddha nature

[theweirdwideweb]

Abandoned Master Shake, by Kevin Newman (2004)

[contemptible-scoundrel]

dude your ingroup signifier just fucking bit me

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

well at least you didnt get bitten by outgroup. getting bitten by outgroup might make you hurt and bleed the exact same amount as getting bitten by ingroup but it would be ontologically worse for some reason

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

i obviously do not play with toys. i only like formal dinners, and foreign films.

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

when your gf is on her period but you really want her to watch the Street Sharks marathon with you

[a-large-pillar-of-salt]

[martial-art-world]

[toesucker416]

SIGNAL!!! BOOST!!! I don't care if this doesn't fit your blog's aesthetic, reblog EVERY TIME!!!

[toesucker416]

I know things are scary because they're going to strike us down with their powerful kicks, but here's what YOU (yes, YOU READING THIS RIGHT NOW) can do

1. nothing

2. we're so fucked

[martial-art-world]

WE'WE ALLLG ONNA DIE

[minosbull]

ICE agent fatally shoots motorist during traffic stop in Houston — Guardian US

Lorenzo Salgado Araujo was killed by immigration enforcement as he was looking to hire workers, his son says

[good-gamers]

[weepyemperor]

doc, my advice fetish is taking over my life, i just dont know what to do.......... (lecherous look appears in my eye)

[good-gamers]

[nalivaa]

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

[lelouch]

they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries

[captain-price-returns]

[quasi-normalcy]

I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.

[graham-folger]

Or even like... Cannon warfare.

[quasi-normalcy]

Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.

[the-haiku-bot]

Yeah, the Ottomans

could have taken this in the

fourteenth century.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Are those just shipping containers? You could take that with a circular saw if you took cover behind those water tanks.

[jetix]

This screencap i took in like 2016 when me and my two old roomates would play roblox every night and you could still hit people with your car in Pizza Place

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[taking you aside in the group masturbation vc] this place is a den of vipers... you are the only one I can trust

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[distractionsfromthefood]