Just A Clueless Guardian

I thrive in sleep deprivation and chaos

[redstonedust]

i need crossword puzzles to stop giving me sports clues. dont ask me about football stars and nba championships and baseball team names. im the kind of nerd who chooses to do crossword puzzles why would you expect this of me. cruel and unusual.

[monotonecomplainyguy]

It’s like the time my Uni advertised one of their campus events as “musicals trivia” luring in all the nerds and theatre kids only to dunk on us with a section on football team logos

[wildflowerdraught]

In retrospect, it's hilarious that Stratt made everybody on the vat speak English in deference to Grace being monolingual

Because with how quickly Grace was able to pick up Eridian, even with literally NOTHING about it being familiar the way a human language would be, they probably could have chosen Mandarin as the universal language on Stratt's Vat and he would have just. Learned it.

[scleroticstatue]

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.

[the-beard-of-edward-teach]

[tetrapod7]

[jewishvitya-movingblogs]

One of the rare times where a comment section is delightful the moment I open it

[sketchupnfries]

Felt like drawing a short and cute PHM comic thing

[redstonedust]

i hate ai generated photos but especially of things that we already have hundreds of actual photos of. why would you need ai generated images of the eiffel tower people have been taking pictures of the eiffel tower since its construction. you have unlimited eiffel tower photos already. why are you making fake ones. for what purpose.

[maruti-bitamin]

The sound of summer

insta/bluesky/ store/cara

[what-even-is-thiss]

Also people being obsessed with Greek mythology as kids wasn’t invented by Percy Jackson. My dad read the Iliad and the odyssey in high school because one of his friends was super obsessed with Ancient Greek lit and he was like “well I can’t let him be smarter and more well read than I am I’ve gotta catch up”

[miraclemaya]

i think it's so funny wehave like letters and whatever from Tolkien talking about how he fucked up with the orcs. it's ao funny

[sackboy166]

[rooted-clangen]

dawg my discord got hijicked and sent out fuckin spam links... ive fixed it and still have access to the account but ughhh i now have to see if i cant get the guideline strikes off.

i cant message on there till the 15th tho

[rooted-clangen]

i hate it here

[rooted-clangen]

im out here making waves. they cant stop me. innovation is key

[rooted-clangen]

the discord is innovative

[headslikekites]

don't think about your life past 9pm teto

[did-you-know]

The oldest living tree ever found was a pine named “Prometheus.” It had been alive since before the Egyptian pyramids were built. Some guy cut it down in 1964. Source

[aclockworknick]

he was actually a forestry graduate student who was doing research on bristlecone pines (Pinus langaevea) and got his increment borer stuck in the tree. this tool costs almost $800, so he asked the forest service if he could cut down the tree to recover the tool. after cutting it down, it became apparent that the tree was actually the oldest living organism. ever. (around 8,000 years old). so, not just some asshole. the guy feels extremely guilty and has even broken down in tears during an interview about the accident

[wellshitcaitlin]

OH MY GOD SO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY

So after the grad student cut down the tree and discovered it was the oldest tree in the world he quit studying forestry and went to study salt flats (can’t cut down the oldest trees in the world on salt flats no siree none of that happening) and he was being interviewed about his research, but in the middle of the interview the reporter just stops and says “wait aren’t the guy that…”

And he just takes off running. Literally. Turns around and runs across the salt flats away from the interview and I feel so bad for him but I can’t help but start crying I’m laughing so hard about it imagine a guy high tailing it across salt flats away from a dude with a recorder

[thoughtsofadame]

its so different to know it was an accident and that NO ONE was aware until after. its not like this was one ignorant guy cutting down a fucking relic.

[the-unflappablewolf]

[stelladess]

I am not mad that yet another official artwork has bare armed Amiya without oripathy lesions but I am disappointed.

Idk why but not having originium visible on Amiya always bothers me more than when it happens to any other operator. I think it is cause her main outfits throughout the game all very deliberately cover the areas we know her growths are worst at. She clearly puts in an intentional effort to cover that for the sake of making her job easier. It is a neat bit of characterisation playing into Amiya's need to hide her flaws and fears of not being taken seriously by the people she interacts with.

Amiya clearly feels angry that she has to do this to be taken seriously, she defines herself a lot by being infected, but it is a part of her character. So having her have sleeveless outfits *without originium showing* bothers me. I do think I would like it if she gets a future outfit that is sleeveless, and shows her originium growths have gotten worse than they were before. But it could work with Amiya becoming more confident as a leader and less insecure to have her be more willing to show that she is infected even at a glance.

It is also a thing I love with Kal'tsit´s design. That she proudly bares her originium growths and uses an outfit that specifically shows off that area. It immediately shows you how much more confident and experienced she is compared to Amiya.

[secretmisery]

literally never get tired of act 1 arknights

i love the reunion tragedy, i love amiya's growing disillusion with the state and the powers that be, i love the most patriotic man in the world being someone who abandoned his country to fight for the people, i love the ''hardass cop lady'' archetype quitting her job because she realizes that she is just a puppet of a country that does not care about the underprivileged, i love 'the anger and hatred of the oppressed is a sword that must be wielded carefully to avoid becoming a tool for our oppressors', i love the majority of the terrorist forces moving on with renewed purpose rather than being turned over to an authority to be judged for their crimes

[local-dragon-haunt]

Has this been done yet

Edit: was not expecting this to blow up, and I've seen some people mistake this as an original idea, so here is the original post this is based on

[almondcroissantsandink]

Ryland Grace, seconds before losing consciousness: did--did you just reference Parks and Rec