Just A Clueless Guardian

I thrive in sleep deprivation and chaos

[quakerjoe]

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[katomium]

Lady Maria

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[foxes-in-love]

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[bladespark]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[atwotonedbird]

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

[enameledcoppergirl]

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[krippe90]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

[stardog-howls]

[me----irl]

Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

[fatestayyuri]

ifrit is so funny because her two moms have instilled in her a rigorous set of ethics and morals alongside a deep respect for women but also being raised in rhine lab the #1 premier messy polycule drama capital in all of terra means she looks and dresses exactly like a lesbian fuckboy right down to driving a stolen convertible

[otiksimr]

maybe it's because I'm a freak of nature but I really miss MHWorld's Monster journal progression system--whatever it's called. Just maxing out each monster level was so fun to me.

maybe because it gave me a reason to hunt these monsters I otherwise wouldn't, I don't know.

[prokopetz]

I sometimes joke about folks in my parents' generation who think Scooby-Doo ran for like one season in the 1960s and are shocked to learn that it has like thirty seasons, but it's become increasingly clear that this is basically how a lot folks of my own generation think of any webcomic they read in high school. Any time I bring up a long-running webcomic it's like, okay, I'm glad this is such a Nostalgic Blast from the Past™ for you, but we are discussing an ongoing piece of serialised media that last updated as recently as this morning. Do try to keep up!

[toastercastles]

Monthly Amiya

A Strange bnuyy rival appears..

[artorias-and-sif-in-hd]

[fatestayyuri]

starting a new niche called "edibleknights" where i can only use operators whose codename i've eaten

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems