Leospecter

I dont use tags. I’m not sorry lol

[brucedefender4eva]

Clark: Guys, this is extremely dangerous

Clark: Especially you since, y’know, you’re all fleshy and have no powers-

Bruce: You’re sounding like 300 pounds of pure bitch right now, Clark

Diana: Yes, Kal, live a little, please

Clark: Both of you are a danger to yourselves

Diana, offended: I think we bring out the best in each other

Diana: Now, are you going to start the heavy-duty artillery so we can test our dodging capabilities or what?

Clark: No-

Bruce, basically whining: Oh my goshhhhh

Bruce: If I knew you’d be like this, I would’ve invited literally anyone else

Clark, stressed: Anyone else would've put a stop to this already

Diana: I think I’m fast enough to turn it on and get into position on time

Bruce: Should we try?

Clark: Please, no

Diana: I’m gonna try

Bruce: If it doesn’t work, I can throw a batarang at the on switch, probably

Bruce: Let's just hope we don't blow up, I guess...

Clark, annoyed: Holy shit, fine!

Clark: I’ll do it

Clark: Get into position, assholes

Diana & Bruce, shit-eating grins clear as day on their faces: Yay, thank you, Clark!

Clark: But I’m telling Ma you did this

Bruce: Booo!

Diana: Don’t be mean!

[phantomrose96]

People constantly misinterpreting my icon is not a problem with my icon. The problem is that there are too many dark-haired men. Those guys all need to get weirder.

[phantomrose96]

and he looked like a bootlicker doing it

[phantomrose96]

#fma #omg I forgot about the firetruck he did do that. I need to rewatch fmab it's been a few years

Listen I like your spirit I like your vibe but there was no firetruck. I genuinely cannot overstate how much it very much was a literal ice cream truck

It looked like this and it was full of 4 tons of military weaponry.

[phantomrose96]

#wait he literally overthrew the government from that ice cream truck HOW does that make him look like a bootlicker bdjsbfjsbfbdnf #fma

because he looks the fuck like this

appearance of a guy who'd swallow a boot whole if he could /affectionate /bullying /he's playing the long con /I'd push him down the stairs

[phantomrose96]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

getting lost in boston is fun because I turned around on a street corner three times and some guy yelled "hey stupid! the bus is that way!" very helpful interaction and accurate insult, 10/10 no notes

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

one time I walked around a building a couple times looking for a bathroom and this guy went "this bitch thinks she's on a merrygoround, where the fuck are you tryna go? bathroom? one floor down to the right behind the door that says bathroom."

[mentohol-blog]

My very first time in Boston. I was absolutely miserable, trying to drag my giant suitcase up a lengthy set of stairs in the pouring rain. This guy who had already reached the top looked back at me with the most pure expression of disgust I’ve ever seen in anyone’s eyes, marched back down the stairs, grabbed my suitcase, carried it to the top, left it there for me, and walked away without ever saying a word. I think about him often.

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

For the people in the notes going "why is Boston like this": a) the insults are a way to show you have no ulterior motives when helping someone (and don't need to be thanked or repaid), and b) Boston was settled by the Irish

[direhydroid]

also the Italians. mixing Irish and Italian sociocultural attitudes had the effect of multiplying the Sass Levels by the power of infinity, in the sense that you get all of the clever dry wit of the Irish and all of the bitchy gossipy condensation of the Italians rolled into one very stereotypically overly-friendly American package.

also worth noting that who you are to them doesn’t matter. they’ll talk to strangers like that and will also talk to their best friends like that. they’re just Like That.

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

More from the notes:

[cryptim]

[airc0nned]

[heckyeahponyscans]

I watched the live action version of "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" on Youtube and I was not ready for the utter lack of emotions from the CGI animals.

Nala looking concerned about Simba hiding something about his past, a comparison:

Also, in CGI this song called "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" does not take place at night.

[naamahdarling]

[cykelops]

another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”

[cykelops]

found it

[allmightyscroll-art]

Random Au idea; Miraculously, the Blip-A crew survive, but at the cost of their travel time, making it so they arrive at Tau Ceti around the same time as the Hail Mary. (Don't think too hard about it)

Grace now gets regularly hassled by many Eridians, all of whom can hold multiple conversations at once, unlike him.

Naturally, opinions about the local wet organful thang Tau Ceti dragged in are varied

[scratch-meowt]

my hottest take

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

[pusheenthenerdcat]

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

[maimonideznuts]

[pusheenthenerdcat]

yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety

(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)

[mothnem]

Super interesting but I have to reblog a post about unholy drink cloaca.

[maggotsandcream]

Something I do find lovely about the first 4 Murderbot Diaries books (can’t yet speak on all of them) is:

Murderbot chronically finding new scientists/travellers to claim as “clients” (whether paid or not) like one of those sheepless herding dogs that goes around finding sheep (or anything else they can herd like a flock of sheep). Like it clearly has a protect humans instinct and a desperate need for enrichment.

Given its general lack of self awareness and unreliable narrator status, there’s no way in hell Murderbot is aware it’s doing this.

[silas-lehnsherr]

Murderbot: I just want to be left alone to watch my shows. I care nothing for these humans. I hate having clients.

Also Murderbot: *noticing unaccompanied humans that have nothing to do with it at all* Oh look, clients.

[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

[actionpainting-deactivated20231]

my nephews lunch that he packed

[rnelodyy]

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of Pepsi.]

[puppygirllaika]

that's arugula

[monotonecomplainyguy]

Hey @leospecter24 found your lunchbox

[leospecter24]

Just like the middle school lunch table lmao

[hotvampireadjacent]

[guooey]

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[topgunvolleyballscene]

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

why r apps asking for pin codes u r NOT that important

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"2 step verification" i can delete u in 5 seconds

[upswings]

the thing about 90s bruce is that when he gets all impatient and "i work Alone. i don't have time for you amateurs" while also having a robin following him around he doesn't actually see this as hypocrisy. he deadass thinks this fourteen year old dick grayson fanboy is more of a professional than green lantern, azrael, or starman