Monster Dicks Everywhere

NSFW! All under 18's turn back now! There's nothing but just a liiiiiittle too much monster love as far as the eye can see here.

[monsterdickseverywhere]

So long, and thanks for all the fish!

Yeah, I’m gonna let this blog die out. Enjoy the content while you can (what hasn’t already been censored), and take care, everyone. Tumblr was fun while it lasted, but I’d rather not produce any new content for any platform that makes it easier than ever for kids to stumble on some truly vile, hateful stuff that has no place in any society that calls itself “civilized.”

You can still PM me, but I’ll be removing the Tumblr app from my phone on the 17th, so it’s unlikely I’ll see it after that.

[monsterdickseverywhere]

Fffffffffff

Well. Well. WELL.

So, uh, apparently the comic artist in residence position I applied for? I FREAKING GOT IT. I am simultaneously overjoyed because industry professionals saw samples of my work, read my proposal, and decided that this was worth supporting; and also terrified because lots of people are actually going to be reading a thing I’m drawing and writing and also I’ll be doing a bit of teaching because someone decided it’d be a good idea to entrust me with impressionable young minds.

So what does that mean for this ol’ porn blog? Well, I’m not abandoning it, but it’s gonna be a long while before I do comics here since I went and said I was gonna push hard to draw a full book during my residency (Jan to August). But I do fully intend to draw the occasional filthy image here and there, so there will be updates every now and then!

I’ll also be turning off my Patreon for this blog until after my residency ends, since porn is really gonna have to take a seat in the back burner for a while.

So, thank you very much for all your support and patience, everyone! I hope to see you all on the other side (aka: after August 2018)

[monsterdickseverywhere]

Sometimes, when you’re just playing around with a new idea, characters will just waltz right in, introduce themselves and make themselves at home. This is good. I like to flesh them out a bit by essentially interviewing them and letting them tell me about themselves.

I was NOT expecting a character to not only announce that they chose their sex, but that they decided to become male because “dicks seemed more fun. ...they turned out to be slightly less fun than advertised.” Damn it, buddy, couldn’t you have waited until I wasn’t actively working on a big project to show up?? Especially when they happen to be a skeletal snakey guy-thing, too. Gah...

[monsterdickseverywhere]

Oh my gosh, that's awesome! congratulations for trying to get a job to pursue your passion! Not to sound like a tumblr stalker but I'd always check up on your blog to see if anything popped up like this one! I hope and wish you the best in life! Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays!

Awww, thank you! I’ve got my fingers crossed with this, because I really do want to do this project and it’d be awesome to get paid just to draw it in public.

[monsterdickseverywhere]

Honest to gods happening right now: sketching out some smut for y’all.

Apologies for vanishing from Tumblr; life happened, plus I was working on an application to potentially actually get paid to draw non-porn comics for a while.

The smut will resume shortly.

[monsterdickseverywhere]

It’s been a while since I’ve drawn any Papcest, huh?

I gotta say, I definitely appreciate that this fandom has made the big three AUs distinct enough that you don’t really need colour to tell each version of the skeletons apart.

[monsterdickseverywhere]

Hi ^^ I just read your comics about the shouting competition. Oh my god this was both funny and hot. Loved it!

Oh shucks... Thank you! I aim to please!

[monsterdickseverywhere]

Page 9 and 10! Phew! We’re finally finished this crazy thing! Thank you all for hanging around to the end!

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[undertailsoulsex]

H-hello, I just wanna ask if you maybe know what happened to eli-sin-g? Their blog seems... gone... is Eli alright? do maybe know what might've happened?

Hi, I just want to use this ask as a springboard to talk about a couple things. <3

I know a lot of people get worried when big name fans’ blogs suddenly go missing.  There’s that bit of panic because you’re like “OH NO! WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM!” and you’re really worried that they’re in danger in some way.

However, I want to point out that sometimes people just leave the fandom.  And sometimes people change blog names.  And sometimes people are actively avoiding stalkers because people decide they need to celebrate a big name fan in a fandom and they’re on the prowl to find them.

I only say this because a lot of anons have been contacting other artists/writers in the fandom demanding to know where big name fans go off to when their blogs suddenly disappear. Yes, I am friends with Eli.  They’re awesome, and great, and I love their work. However, I am not their keeper, nor am I the keeper of beetle or anyone else that leaves the fandom. I don’t know the reasons for everyone leaving, and sometimes I don’t talk to these wonderful people for weeks at a time.

To the anon that asked this: I am not upset with you. You were not rude.  However, I want to post this because a lot of my friends get overwhelmed with mass messages from anons asking where people go, and they get anxiety because they want to answer you, but at times they do not know OR they do not feel comfortable answering on behalf of the person who has left the fandom. (ESPECIALLY since there are stalkers in this fandom that are making people flee.)

So if anyone is curious in the future where a big name fan goes off to, please message me privately. <3 I have no problems with that, as long as you aren’t rude.  I just don’t always want to post this information publicly.

This time, however, Eli just changed their blog name, so I’ll post that here: http://kolesjoie.tumblr.com/ (eli, let me know if you want me to take this down).

[in-junk-mind]

Gotta spread Soul’s words right now even I am still on work because their words are basically what I want to say recently.

There is recently a direction of a lot people going everywhere and ask us panicked where other artists have gone. Now I understand the point is, you love those artists, and you do care a lot for where they have been/what happened to them/have them leave/etcetc.

Sometimes people DO leave fandoms with different reasons. This is a less pleasant thing that we all have to accept. But please remember anyone in the fandom have their own rights to leave, their own rights to rest, especially their own rights to keep themselves from bad situations. And those reasons can always be PERSONAL, which is not suitable for express and discuss to people they barely know about in this virtual internet world.

Aimlessly asking around us for artists situation is not really helping the situation because 1) We are not here for being your artist GPS. I mean it. We never hold the responsibility to you everything about the artists even we are friends. And 2) There is no way we can expose artist’s status when there involves PRIVATE INFORMATIONS. You may think that you have the right to know everything about artists but NO, you are not, just being a follower of someone doesn’t mean you can do that.

In addition, as my own advice is… Don’t be too attached on people in the internet. Yes people’s works can be amazing and worth to admired but please remember: You can’t know a person in 360 degree by just know them on the internet. Sometimes moving on is necessary.

[nightfurmoon]

[monsterdickseverywhere]

You heard the man! We’ve got the go-ahead to make porn with (sort of) his blessing!

[monsterdickseverywhere]

While I'm waiting for my shift to end so I can draw...

So, I have an Instagram account for my professional work (and one for my dog, because she's cute), and my hubby and I have come across an unusual problem. Namely, I can't follow his account yet because he recently discovered, through therapy, that he's been trans and seriously repressing it this whole time. Sadly, I can't publicly follow him until he's ready to publicly state he is, in fact, a she. Sigh. At least I can say that I'm gay for him.

[monsterdickseverywhere]

Some dream genres should never meet

Had a dream last night where I had to hand in a sketchbook as part of a final project for an art class. This would be pretty normal, except it took me until I was already having celebratory end-of-year drinks to realize that I'd handed in the sketchbook with porn in it. My professor saw it before I was able to get it back. Thanks, brain, for deciding to mash monster porn with a school dream. Why couldn't you have just given me the normal kind of nightmare?

[sinnyskelle]

I've been wanting to write for this fandom for a while now but I always just feel like no one will care/see it and there's so many amazing writers already (like you) that I feel lame in comparison. The contests are great for that, I hope there's more in the future. I wanted to submit something for this one but it had mentions of nsfw and I'd have to do all the proof stuff that I didn't want to do :') but hopefully I'll get inspiration for a sfw thing. Any advice on people noticing your writing?

I got a little ranty with this reply so I’m putting it under the cut. lol

Keep reading

[monsterdickseverywhere]

A lot of this applies to fan art, too! Just get out there and do it!

Yes, it is intimidating to see a lot of great artists in your chosen fandom. Shit, I still get intimidated and have moments of crippling self-doubt. I honestly have a hard time seeing my own artwork the way others seem to. It happens.

But, instead of feeling jealous, intimidated, or inadequate, why not try looking at artwork or writing you really like and figuring what it is about it that makes you like it? It's an excellent way to figure out exactly what you find appealing about the work, what other people find appealing, and most importantly, how to work it into your own stuff! Lots of great writers and artists wear their influences on their sleeves, and incorporate their favourite elements of those influences into their own work.

As for getting attention, well... the three biggest factors, in my opinion, are time, productivity, and community. It takes time to get noticed. You have to produce work on a somewhat regular basis to give people more to be drawn to. As for community, making connections with established members of the community as well as connecting with your own followers really helps to build up and spread your reputation.

TL DR: don't put yourself down for not being one of the greats right of the gate. Learn from the greats!

[monsterdickseverywhere]

Cybrog/android and a... um... shoggoth maybe? Because why not.

I’m open to suggestions for naming these two, because I may use them again.

[monsterdickseverywhere]

You know how literally any situation can eventually become so routine to you that it becomes your normal? I just directed someone to a perfectly legal website that sells real human skulls to the general public while working on tentacle porn that doesn’t involve any humans. No part of that felt weird until I realized that, to an outside observer, this is actually very weird.

[cupcakes-with-filling]

I’ve been enjoying reading @soloshikigami ‘s fanfics lately, especially the ones featuring spicyhoney, like, they’re so dope. Check out their stuff! This comic was based off this drabble.

Bonus: if UF Paps was to get his way without US Paps interfering with the tendrils

[monsterdickseverywhere]

Lovely.

[monsterdickseverywhere]

I just read about a company that's selling glitter capsules for putting in your vagina to make your orgasm glittery and sweet. I can think of only one appropriate use for it: seeking brutal vengeance on someone by surprise glitter-bombing them in the face. Knowing that they're gonna have to walk around with that one speck of glitter on their face for the rest of their lives is worth the increased chance of getting a yeast infection from putting flecks of plastic/metal and possibly sugar in your vag.