Wassup, Freaks? 🖤

lan • 20 • any pronouns • monster & clown lover • nsfw • pansexual • minors STAY AWAY!!

[monsters-do-it-better]

I will always find the difference between the way we compliment people/celebs on the internet hilarious.

when complimenting women, it’s all just “omg she’s so pretty/cute I wanna hold her hand”

and then when y’all compliment men, it’s always some crazy shit like “omg he’s so fine I’m gonna put him in a blender and drink him”

I LOVE YALL 🤣💕

[hemipenal-system]

kissing a werewolf’s nose very tenderly -> getting absolutely drenched in slobber as they paint every inch of your face with their tongue

[werecreature-addicted]

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

[werecreature-addicted]

Vampire whimpering and moaning while he drinks your blood and he gets all breathless as he tells you how good you taste and also he’s jacking off the whole time. Think about it.

[monsters-do-it-better]

Can we wrestling fans just all stop lying to ourselves and just admit that chunky Gunther is just as hot as buff Gunther?

Who doesn’t love soft, squishy boys like come on, look at him 😩🥵

[thefoxiestboy]

Thoughts?

Prayers maybe?

[monsters-do-it-better]

yeah, sex is cool but have you ever scratched your ankle when it was really itchy?

that shit has me practically moaning 😫

[monsters-do-it-better]

I wasn’t the biggest fan of Danhausen before but after seeing this, I’m a whole fucking air conditioner. We love to see it 👏

[hemipenal-system]

werewolf who has their first shift and gets all edgy about how no one will ever love them because they’re a monster

and then the first human they encounter while shifted is just like “oh my god you’re so fucking adorable do you wanna go get dinner? i’ll handfeed you soft tacos if you like”

[kosmogrl]

well you can be a good person and still be a little mean sometimes

[monsters-do-it-better]

My attraction to vampires came from them 👇

how many of y’all relate?

[horrorfilmdyke]

who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david

[monsters-do-it-better]

David Howard Thornton ofc 💅

[i-am-a-fish]

Not every weird little freak gets the love and admiration they deserve

If you are a weird little freak, thank you for what you do

[princedevitt]

[monsters-do-it-better]

Need a big beefy monster to let me bury my face in his man tiddies right now

[yorik]

💕pretty

[dumbpuppyfag]

(scary dom voice) call the restaurant, slut. im too shy