dattebayo

hey pal

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[guooey]

[depsidase]

[ophanic]

from sandw1tchshop

[bowel-m0vement]

what kind of cannibalism are you?

[twinsfawn]

welp

[effemimaniac]

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

[teathattast]

Get 30 Days Free!

[moogotron]

of what?

[teathattast]

[creepish]

would you collect rocks with me. be honest

[viejospellejos]

[that-house]

little man you are straight up going nowhere

[cryptid-deity]

[Video description: a collection of videos of an orange-and-white cat walking on an escalator. The escalator is going upwards, but the cat is walking against this direction. As a result, the cat remains at the top of the escalator. Multiple people riding the escalator look at the cat and smile or laugh. The song ‘Eye of the Tiger’ plays throughout the video. End description.]

[bitchycode]

January was a tough year but we made it

[clowncrime-deactivated20201102]

[bakuraryxu]

oh my god i didnt know there was a sequel image

[yellow-cat]

[yellow-cat]

here's my cat for your dash btw. if you even care

[flower-crow]

[ID: a photo with transparent background, of a cat laying on her side. end ID]

[yellow-cat]

i have to do everything around here

[yellow-cat]

HOW ABOUT YOU MIND YOUR BUSINESS

[escuerzoresucitado]

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[primordial-fungus-monolith]

Lol my large and handsome pig didn’t find Anything of interest in your yard

[rosebud-wizard]

Dude this line read is so good

[epilepticsaints]

[markodragic]

my 2022 highlight was when a guy was driving me home after a date and his phone was playing songs on youtube thru the aux on autoplay BUT he was also using it as a satnav so we had to just cope with whatever song came on. anyway we listened to the isolated vocals for "eye of the tiger" in silence because neither of us acknowledged it and it got to a certain point where it would be even weirder if one of us did say something

/edit: I realise a text post doesn't even do it justice, it went exactly like this

[markodragic]

if you're curious there was no second date and I'm pretty sure it's 46% because of this