Visit Beautiful [INSERT.TOWN.HERE]

DANA ONCE AGAIN WE MUST REMIND YOU THE USE OF LANDMINES TO PROTECT YOUR ROSEBUSHES IS UNACCEPTABLE. LOCAL ORDINANCES ALLOW AUTOMATED TURRETS ONLY.

[visit-beautiful]

🦩

[gardenofdelete998]

pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago

[ask-pacman]

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[penworthy]

[xrd]

[homunculus-argument]

A sick wizard castle with a nondescript van painted on the side. A gothy pin-up girl with the portrait of a random trucker tattooed on her thigh. A bathroom-themed beach vacation. A beautiful brightly coloured cupcake that tastes like soap.

[quite-possibly-haunted]

Jesus with a portrait of my grandma on his wall. A scimitar-wielding fantasy protagonist reading about the adventures of sixth-grader Kelsey. A National Park with a framed print of somebody’s living room.

[sandmandaddy69]

[spidergirl-fibula]

thin veil today isnt it

[weirdness-is-good]

[wizardpostsdotorg]

do not try contacting me i have blocked you on my crystal ball

[funny-tik-toks]

[ghosthauntedalleys]

[cryptotheism]

Suspect is fleeing on foot. Short round male, last seen in a purple robe and jeweled crown. Armed with a large turkey leg and a goblet of wine.

[visit-beautiful]

@dovaah

Do not approach, I repeat, DO NOT APPROACH. Suspect may be trapped under blocks or suspended over lava; render no assistance.

[orcboxer]

wirelessly refilling a bottle of soy sauce

[oswednesday]

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the rims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me