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crazier things have happened follows from @maripoi

[monzhoes]

96 hours in monaco | 22.9k | maxcar

It's Oscar's first weekend in Monaco as a Red Bull driver, filled with pestering PR reps, car updates that may or may not work, the weight of a subpar start to the year, and Max.

[grogumaximus]

ya allah strike down car 63

[monzhoes]

it was all by design and now you're mine: iga swiatek's the championships at wimbeldon & mastermind, taylor swift (2022)

[monzhoes]

i can't find it. but that blog post from will button that's like "[max] makes me grin like a child. he's going to either be out on his ass by 21 or he's going to change everything." bc yeah.

[alsantsblog]

maxcedes son or maxlaren daughter

[enigmabird]

abortion.

[formulahs]

i dont think gp factored in that hes gonna be bald AND decked in orange clothing. like an inmate.

[caprifiles]

maxblr every 2 months is be like:

user1: "max is going to merc"

user2: "max isn't going to merc bc it is corporate evil and also bc of 2021"

user3: "max isn't going to merc bc rbr is his family"

user4: "max is going to merc but only if george doesn’t sign his contract"

user5: "max is going to merc regardless of whether george signs his contract or not"

user6: "NOOOO MAX IS GOING TO R-WORD"

*sigh*

[laura1633]

Nothing says soulmates more than the news of one switching teams immediately leaving everyone with the conclusion that the other must also be leaving.

[maxcore]

okay but who will be the villain of f1 when max goes? have we considered the repurcussions of this? what will f1 media write about? who will play the role of anti christ and mad max and crashstappen and all that is evil and unjust in the sport? Who will take up the mantle of don't pass or crash? He does so much

[ahotknife]

and i’ve been afraid of changing cus i built my life around you but time makes you bolder even children get older and i’m getting older too

[maxcore]

willkomm bei die red bull familie what if i burnt the fucking world down

[monzhoes]

iga swiatek, rafael nadal, & the heir that was promised (that was a woman the whole time)

[monzhoes]

giles richards for the guardian

[monzhoes]

max retirement incoming never wanted to see that day. man.

[scuderiamarlboro]

starting to think max’s contract is just a piece of paper where he wrote ‘i can do what i want’ using his daughters’ crayons

[karlmarxverstappen]

they're really trying to be green red bull again leave my baldie aloooone get a job lawrence stroll 🔪

[mxverst]

Max 😂😂

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