Aywas Drama: a (corrected) summary
A more appropriate summary following this example, and based off Person 1’s blog.
Person 1 (not directly at person 2): Hey you stupid piece of shit, how dare you step on my foot, can’t you see it hurts!? How dare you! You’re so ignorant you don’t even care my foot is there. You did it on purpose, cuz you don’t give a damn about my foot. Of course, what else could I expect of someone who goes around wearing steel shoes!
Person 2: *finds out through someone else, takes the foot off*
Person 1 (days later): *points at photo of steel shoe on their foot* This is really painful. Can I ask you to. At the very least. Take your foot off. Because holy crap.
Person 2: Huh? *has already removed foot days ago* I didn’t see your foot there, I totally thought it looked like grass. I mean, it was green. I’m pretty shortsighted you see, so that’s why I made the mistake.
Person 1: OH MY GOD, so you think because you’re shortsighted that means my foot isn’t there? My green shoe is TOTALLY NOT GRASS. You think you can SEE BETTER THAN ME, it’s MY foot after all, how could you possibly feel what I felt? You fuckwad, your foot is right there on top of my foot. You’re hurting me. Please stop. OMG how can you be SO FUCKING IDIOTIC!!! Just take your foot off, dipshit!
Person 2: I… already took my foot off a while ago. I took it off as soon as I realized it was hurting you. I’m sorry I didn’t see you, I’ll be more careful to look out where I step in the future. What do you think I should do to avoid this in the future?
Person 1: Well take off those shoes for starters. Oh, and change your shirt too, it offends me and shows just how much you don’t care about stepping on my foot. And I’m also gonna show everyone what you just said and pick it apart in the worse possible way.
Person 1’s side: OMG DUDE TAKE YOUR FUCKING FOOT OFF MY FRIEND’S FOOT!
Person 2 sympathizers: Dude, it’s not so bad, I mean, it was just your toe, geeze. Stop making such a fuss about such a tiny thing.
Person 1’s side: HOW DARE YOU of course it’s bad. It’s super, duper mega bad to step on people’s foot, even if you didn’t mean to!
Person 2: Woah hold up guys, the foot’s off, has been for a while, I changed out of the steel shoes. I’m really sorry I hurt you and your friends. I really don’t think discussing how much foot stepping is good or bad, sympathizers please stop, I really did step on them, so don’t defend me. The important bit is it hurt them, therefore I stopped. I made a mistake, I corrected it. Yelling at these people who are yelling is just gonna lead to more yelling and everyone ending up with a headache.
Person 1: That doesn’t sound like an apology, you think that just because you didn’t mean to step on me you must be forgiven? You’re just a foot fetishist, you jackass. That is SO NOT COOL. *starts ranting about how when they were little they were run over by cars, so it’s Extra Not Cool to step on MY foot* And you still haven’t changed your shirt, this clearly shows you are not sorry in the least!!
Person 1’s side: Oh my god, Person 2 is a Super Bad Person! They slammed down on their foot and like, totally grinded that steel foot into the ground. They’re SUCH BAD PEOPLE! And then they said they hadn’t done it at all! They even said they could see better than Person 1 and that’s why they totally were fine breaking Person 1’s foot. They even yelled at Person 1, the poor innocent soul who’s had their foot stepped on so many times.
So, is everyone done yelling, or is there still someone left who needs to have their say about toe stomping? Can we go back to sparkledogs yet? I get enough of these discussions on Tumblr at large, take it off the tag already.
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