you ever say ‘fuck it’ and piss on the lid?

Allister • he/they, WLW • 🌞 • 24 • milf enthusiast • the official brand-twitter of pop team epic ♡💯 (trust me bro)

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

chess patch list v1.01:

- "knights" will be renamed "horses" to better reflect their design

- pawns can "walk it back" once per piece per game

- after a player's queen is captured, said player's bishop (if any remain) has the option to "fugue state," in which they can kill any enemy pawn on the board and move to that pawn's position (update reflects expanded lore in which the bishop and queen are having an affair)

- when a player's king is the only non-pawn piece remaining on the board, that king "gets a gun."

[eraserheadadult]

when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late

[eraserheadadult]

our house was in the middle of nowhere surrounded by woods so when i decided i didnt want to wear dresses anymore if we were going to some event & my parents insisted i had to wear a dress i would just go hide in the woods. was so committed i almost made us miss a flight once bc my mom packed a dress in my suitcase

i only promised to stop doing this if my parents got me formal boys clothes to wear which eventually they did. i don't feel bad about resorting to violence bc i asked politely and they said no. proud of 10 yr old me for evil annoying lesbian behavior

[the-prophesied-disco-gay]

5th grade was the last time I wore a dress for school pictures. When my parents attempted to force the issue for 6th grade, I climbed onto our roof and pulled the ladder up after me. My dad borrowed the neighbors ladder. As soon as it touched the roof I pulled it up too. By the time I had 3 ladders they were willing to negotiate, and 2 hours late for work.

[max1461]

[ostensible-adult]

[Image ID: a tumblr tag reading "problems that can be avoided if you simply treat your child as a human being with the right to make decisions on what they wear". End ID]

[adelidae]

getting up from bed tips

getting up from bed cheats

getting up from bed codes

getting up from bed ending explained

[doggirlpaws]

did tumblr delete my post

[doggirlpaws]

yeah, they did. I wrote up a big long post about the Trevor Project and the 12 hour charity livestream I'm participating in right now, and they deleted it. twice. We've raised over $50,000 for a legitimate charity but because it helps trans kids it gets deleted from the site

[doggirlpaws]

please share this if you can. so many amazing people have come together to make this happen.

if I make these links clickable they'll get deleted so please copy and paste them:

Livestream: https://www.twitch.tv/enderempress

Donate: https://give.thetrevorproject.org/TPC2026

[smallestbubs]

sweet roll

[godenteredmybody-deactivated202]

[angelnumber27]

[cum-padre]

I love that she has her hands in her pockets shes such a chill viber

[twistedpictures]

im off twelve steven universe percocet, i’m fumbling bisexual bitches left and right. i don’t give a shit. i had to smoke the grass i was too busy touching your waifu’s balls. I have precambrian sea kin memories i swim in Trilobite pussy. Puffed the Nagito pack so hard they’re flying pride flags half mast. this shit ain’t nothing to me man. Refer back to my bio motherfucker, check the pronouns you’ll see that I am him

[hillhomed]

in plain sight

[badassdemonsword]

[littlewebtreasures]

Various Fish by YRAM Enterprises

[segamascott]

whenever the ac is set to 69 i'm a little too hot but whenever the ac is set to 68 i'm a little too cold i'm just like goldilocks because i also want to be in a bed with three bears

[targetedknowledge]

[segamascott]

[lobodecasa]

warm welcome

[beardedmrbean]