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my legs hurt so much it isnt funny

and also i kinda want a tea but i already bought an ice capp

so im just like ????

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to anyone who follows me who still actively uses tumblr: I apologize, i am reblogging these things to read again later because for some reason, I treated this tumblr like my own personal journal?? twitter I guess?

#Oh golly gee I still want to kill me

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jesus christ

the gameboy player for the panasonic Q is selling for 600ish dollars (which is basically more than the system which is cray)

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and now they both sell well over 1000+

you played yourself

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you went from being a bitchy kid to a disappointment

both have pros and cons

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FUCK IT WONT LET ME DROP THE CLASS I DIDNT DO THE ASSIGNMENT FOR HOLY FUCK IM FUCKED

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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ah peak mental illness

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5 Random Facts About Me ~

Tagged by: dubu-yah (thanks for tagging me ^^)

I literally have a bowl hair cut (and idk its kinda cute)

I love collecting things

I shop online waaaaay too much

My all-time favourite TV show is Friends

I have two piercings (nose & eyebrow)

Now idk who to tag: exo-bliss ducklingdo hedgihogi seokjins-booty kingleejinki bvtterflyhigh and anyone else if they wanna do it idk, merry boxing day

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only two piercings what a fucking dweeb

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ugh someone is giving away 165 VHS Tapes

i want so bad

also dont need but free

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this cunt hasn’t changed

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No cow chop blogs really follow me because I also don’t use tumblr so I’m just going to scream out into a void so I can sit on the train in peace.

That Aleks vlog y’all was so cringe or was that just me. Was it just me? I’m having a time

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the disgusting moment when you tagged this post something like “oh in ten years THIS will be the fucking post you wanna remember”

cow chop is also dead

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OK OK I TOLD omomoe ID WRITE HER A BAKER KING SO HERE IT IS

IM WRITING IN ALL CAPS SO YOUVE BEEN WARNED

I CANT REMEMBER HOW TO MAKE A TEXT CUT

IDK WHY IM POSTING THIS ON TUMBLR IM SORRY NO ONE READ THIS

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omomoe im literally screaming. before you even get to the fucking story just - im going to write you a baker king and fucking cant remember how to make a text cut then proceed to make one

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i came on here to find this specific post / give myself a reason to cry myself to sleep at how embarrassing i was and it wont work. so next time you log in after eons, spoiler, the best thing you have ever written is gone.

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TURNS OUT IT IS NOT GONE. change the name in the URL and it’ll appear. pro tip for the future. I hope you forget to ever log back in.

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OK OK I TOLD omomoe ID WRITE HER A BAKER KING SO HERE IT IS

IM WRITING IN ALL CAPS SO YOUVE BEEN WARNED

I CANT REMEMBER HOW TO MAKE A TEXT CUT

IDK WHY IM POSTING THIS ON TUMBLR IM SORRY NO ONE READ THIS

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omomoe im literally screaming. before you even get to the fucking story just - im going to write you a baker king and fucking cant remember how to make a text cut then proceed to make one

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i came on here to find this specific post / give myself a reason to cry myself to sleep at how embarrassing i was and it wont work. so next time you log in after eons, spoiler, the best thing you have ever written is gone.

#no god

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Do you not like matpat? ...why?

OK, so I very genuinely hate MatPat. I don’t enjoy his content and this isn’t going to be ~constructive criticism~ or anything to fix his brand because I just…I just hate the guy. Somewhat irrationally? If you like him, then know that this isn’t me judging you or anything, I just hate Matpat like I hate spiders. His smug face pisses me off when it’s plastered onto every aspect of his videos. His constant bragging about how he has gaming and theories down to a “science” makes me mad because his theories are reach-y and he constantly brings up his science education in a very #humblebrag kindof way. He brags about his girlfriend’s achievements in a very self-congratulatory way? He talks about getting a perfect or near-perfect SAT score (I hate him so I don’t remember which and won’t go rewatch the video) in one video where he goes on and on about how he’s doing stats (his stats are bad) to bring science to his channel???? And I literally don’t believe him lmao. Straight up don’t believe he did that well. I’ve actually been studying science for the past 4 years, including statistics, and so his bullshit makes me extra special salty. I fucking HATE scientific elitism with a passion and he sounds like every person who pisses me off ever.

Matpat is just constantly patting himself on the back and aihsdiuwehrehgiotgjae it drives me nuts!??! LOOK AT HIS SMUG FUCKING FACE.

A bunch of his theories are unoriginal. So unoriginal that they’ve been posted everywhere on the internet before he’s gotten his hands on them. So unoriginal that for pretty much every theory there’s already one post in existence that is a) better fleshed out or b) blatantly titling itself a crack theory. Matpat gives no credit because he’s a big bitch baby who like to pretend doing the “theory” and “research” part of his videos is a labour of love.

He gave Undertale to the pope and I cannot express enough how much that sums up his smug ass personality to me.

He thinks he’s gods gift to gaming and I want to fight him!?!? I personally want to fight MatPat. His face makes me mad.

It’d be cool if he just considers his lame unoriginal content to be “fun” or that he accepted his theories as kinda a joke thing? But he’s legit super smug about it. He’s smug about being right about “theories” that aren’t even theories- they are legit IN THE GAME (satanic overtones in Hello Neighbor for instance). He’s smug about being wrong, too!? He’s just so smug HOW IS ONE MAN THIS SMUG!?!?!? YOUR GAME THEORIES AREN’T REAL RESEARCH MATPAT!! THEY ARE CASUAL INTERNET RESEARCH! ACCEPT THIS AND MOVE ON!! STOP PRETENDING YOU’VE SPENT WEEKS SLAVING OVER PRINTED PAPERS ON HOW LUIGI IS IN REAL ESTATE OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT AND JUST ACCEPT THAT YOUR THEORIES ARE FUN AND NOT CORRECT JESUS CHRIST?!?!?!?!?

TLDR: Matpat is a smug motherfucker who constantly pats himself on the back for being more /intelligent/ than other gamers/theorists with his videos when they are unoriginal, aren’t well thought out, and just seem to be a vehicle for his narcissism. His pseudo-intellectual attitude fills me with irrational rage.

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NOTHING MAKES ME MORE MAD THAN THE LUIGIS MAISON GAME THEORY LIKE FUCK OFF MATPAT

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the fact that matpat still makes content. in the same format. is a crime.

it’s 2022. the queen is dead. im dead. and someone like matpat is still finding success and probably still making ad revenue off the horrible mother fucking Luigis Mansion video. criminal.

never forget your roots.

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the boyfriend comeback is going to clear my skin, teach me how to be a person again and correct all the evil and sadness in my life

@@@Starship why the fuck has it been two years since Boyfriend has had a Korean comeback, why you sleeping on Boyfriend

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jokes on you they broke up and now we can never make a post like this again

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I need some advice plz. I really like bts - hearts for jhop, only jimin did a good job this year, jungkook 420, etc you know how it be. But I also really like exo!!!! Chanyeol, sehuns face, the works and all. Who should I pick !?!? 1?!?1

when i said jin 420 earlier why did you think it be appropriate to message me and steal my joke

i like hearts for jhop tho good show

pick no one or pick shinee i dont make the rules

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i DoNt MaKe ThE rUlEs