boop

[zagreus]

[godkillerbrigade]

[zagreus]

[sacred-portal]

[bidoof]

[please-respond]

lost.jpg

[princessscrambledpancakes]

this is just how hospitals are

[gayweedanimal]

[blxck-coffee-dad]

“yeah no” is one of the best phrases in contemporary English.

[zagreus]

pull HIS hair. get HIM pregnant

[thickness-protection-program]

A seahorse wrote this

[zagreus]

im gonna flatten you with a cartoonishly large anvil

[flimflix]

[foothive2-deactivated20190813]

[frogcoded]

howl’s moving castle is fucking hilarious like this complete stranger shows up at his house and goes “bitch you really live like this? this is the nastiest house i’ve ever seen, i’m gonna be your cleaning lady from now on because you clearly need one” and howl’s just like “sounds fair, do you want some breakfast?” no questions asked

[tygermama]

if someone showed up at my house and told me they're my new cleaning lady, I'd not only make them breakfast, I'd cry tears of joy

[toastbutteregg]

[capitalismkillz]

I love this meme because I think humans 10,000 years ago or 100,000 years ago would also like it

[doggosource]

exhausted tbh 

[questionablepastries]

Who invented the biohazard symbol this shit goes hard af

I hope the inventor gets his shit turbo slonked every day

[supermariomamafucker]

ok I know its supposed to be a sphere but I started looking at it like it's a little orange thing sleeping in a blue tube and I cant unsee it. just a little tumblr update from me

[ankle-beez]

[guccixcucci]

[kaijuno]

[chained2012]

employers will be like “augh we’re so understaffed” my brother in christ you’re in charge of hiring