Cock-a-saurus Rex

Daniel | 30s | queer | trans | he/him 

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[ivy-michaels]

the thing about "people have talked about it you're just 21" is that it's not really "young people are stupid" it's more "if you come into an academic discussion you should know what people have said on the matter lest you talk out your ass"

[byjove]

we all have a pet terrible movie that is just a bad movie and it isn’t even camp in a fun way and we don’t even enjoy watching it but it’s right there at the forefront of your brain 24/7 taking up unwanted real estate all the time. and for me it is Alexander (2004)

[byjove]

I can’t think of anything good to say about the movie- actually, I can and it is so embarrassing I refuse to say it.

[tumblerculosis]

I’ve been obsessed with this tiktok for days now

[coffeedcait]

Person: "Hello sir." he pets the frog with one finger.

Person: "Have a good day. Actually wait a minute. You missed a bug, but I got you home boy. Hold on." he picks a bug up and throws it next to the frog.

Frog: turns around and eats the bug.

Person: "OHHHHH-" sings high pitched and angelic like he witnessed a miracle.

[thulium]

[vargamornight]

an emojikitchen representation of what the daytime feels like in this heat wave

[sawed-on-shotgun]

unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe

[animentality]

[opossum-mypossum]

[kahazel]

Happy birthday tooooo youuuuu~🎶✨️

[mossymage]

I want to spend every lifetime with you

[lakevida]

being asked to leave a physical real life area and calling it a soft ban is pretty good

[creepymutelilbugger]

well if the ai generated banana seal from the tumblr ad says i have to eat 40 pounds of carbs a day then i guess i have no choice

[nongunktional]

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

[nongunktional]

tautological wordle answer

[nongunktional]

[minovskyy]

posts that make you open wordle

[minovskyy]

[chryza]

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

[chryza]

WHAT THE FUCK

[chryza]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[systlin]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

[systlin]

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

[systlin]

Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.

He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

[herpsandbirds]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tweet from wargen (@/ funeralPig) on 2023-01-27 reading: (on all fours whispering to a bug) do you yearn? is there a hunger in your heart? /End ID]

[animentality]