What's a "tumbler" anyway ?

Miracle et Hégémonie

[caecaesclubhouse]

I've always liked to imagine them being chaotic besties

[gilasaurus]

canon event

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[left-lateral-incisor]

[ID: A picture of the progress pride flag. The chevron with the stripes for trans people and people of color, as well as the intersex flag, have been replaced with the Tumblr "This content has been removed for violating Tumblr's Community Guidelines." /End ID]

[secretsodie]

Kirby and his obnoxious uncle

[macholob0]

from the bitter water, something grew

[best-of-inspirobot]

[tearlessrain]

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

[tearlessrain]

Rule #2

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.

[franpun]

gay

[stephexmachina]

fake "secret third thing" enjoyers when the secret third thing isn't romantic not even a little:

[hollowboobtheory]

i support universal free healthcare for one simple reason: if you are diagnosed with a terminal illness you should quit your job. quitting your job is the correct response to terminal illness. but you can’t do that if your healthcare is tied to your job

[hollowboobtheory]

listen if somebody knows that they will be dead in a years time, and you are forcing them to continue to come into work, that’s fucked up. terminally ill people should be able to quit their jobs and live their last few months to the fullest. i don’t get how that’s a controversial opinion

[potsiefaerie]

Get peer reviewed:

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[dumgumgum]

queen peons

[polkamolars]

The crazy height difference is a Really Important aspect of surpriseshow it’s like the Second Most Imperative Thing. This is true for Gangle/Pomni also

[polkamolars]

🫵🏾 Imagine Caine trying to dip Zooble or bridal carry them “like another Human would” and doing really bad at it because Zooble is like twice his size rn

[halloween-cats]

great idea!

[miikrowelle]

Some pokemon bugs I drew lately :1

I think I like Joltik hrmmmmmm

[murdercide626]

@mewtwowarrior

[ladlescrowllc]

Finally…THEM!!

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.

I’m about to rant but OMG this is the first time I’m drawing them since I decided to randomly change my artstyle one day, it’s been far too long :3 I showed this to my friend and she said that it looks like a stained glass window which is the biggest compliment I could be given <3 I’m going to be drawing them more trust…

Anyway I will proceed to put too many tags 😂

[wyrmartie]

Susie telling Ralsei "You can't be the only one with an empty room, it's too sad" is so unbelievably fucked up knowing that her room in the light world has nothing but an old poster and a bed with no sheets and not even food to eat, and Kris's half of their bedroom is completely barren except for a cage reminding them of their role in the knight's plan. But Ralsei made rooms for them filled with things they love and Susie promises to do the same for him. Copies are monochrome but they color each other in with care...

[scribz-ag24]

Guys i cant stop reading Torn Apart and Taped Together by @3muske-tears. probably the best spamtenna fic there is. My words can't make justice to how wonderful this post-ch3 fic is, so I'll express my admiration in small non-polished drawings of the less high-stakes moments, since this fic also happens to be just as hilarious as Deltarune is.

I admit I don't know why Battat ended up in so many of them. The secondary cast is written too lovingly. They're too compelling and fun. It's as if the world around the main couple was alive, i couldn't help myself. Most of these are more-so inspired by the fic rather than direct redraws, since the more memorable moments of the fic are too well-written for me to properly represent. so just have my slop <333