a huge fucking mess

[a-list-of-moods]

despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

[clatterbane]

[imsobadatnicknames2]

[carpisuns-archive]

i miss being stupid and annoying for reasons other than the checkmarks lol

[carpisuns-archive]

this has to be my favorite reply I’ve ever received

[catchymemes]

[thedepressionoftrees]

Inspiration struck me like a brick to the skull

[phantom-kiwi]

lethal protector (of his boyfriend)

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[everythingfox]

The best pianist

(via)

[everythingfox]

Stylish ring

(via)

[memehumor]

But my child was suffering wearing a mask…

[everythingfox]

Drama queen

(via)

[bunniebisous]

Princess tag needed a little more ✨Melanin✨

[moistmailman]

AITA for lying to my son and beating him to a pulp?

So I (2000+M) have been lying to my son (17M) all his life by telling him that I came to this earth to protect everyone and be a hero. Although that was a lie because I was actually here to prep this planet for an invasion for our people to colonize it.

So anyway when I told my son the truth he grew uncharacteristically angry at me and we fought. The fight was really messy, and I proceeded to beat him to a bloody pulp while implying that I didn’t care for him and could easily have another son. I also used his body to kill a subway full of people but I promise I did that for his own good. Anyway afterwards I fled the planet and now I’m starting to think I wasn’t entirely in the right. Am I the Asshole?

[krippe90]

[catchymemes]

[scifiseries]

I saw Anakin, on National TV… Killing younglings!

[animatedtext]

[ashipwreckcoast]