Dank Crap

Really stupid memes

[moodypeachh]

[moodypeachh]

Me: *hasn't brushed my teeth in 2 weeks*

Me: why do my teeth hurt

[moodypeachh]

I DIDN'T KNOW BABY COLE SPROUSE WAS ON FRIENDS WTF

[sopunk-deactivated20181215]

i love patd

pain and then death

[yungterra-blog]

tutorial

question: how do i make my photograph more tumblr relatable?

Simple:

filter

lowercase helvetica

for extra points: add japanese text

[atbuttches-deactivated20170204]

I’m taking notes 

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

wrong you do this

[animentality]

this site drifts further and further away from comprehensible humor every day

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

[moodypeachh]

Hydration, kids 👍

Me: drinking lots of water is extremely beneficial to your health, mindset, and happiness in general! I recommend drinking 8-10 cups a day :)

Also me: *drinks 1/2 cup of water every 14 days*

Me: *wheezes* no but seriously guys like it's so easy just do it

[xetl]

[bai-xue]

Someone buy this man a beer

[shaniaplain]

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

[sophiealdred-deleting-deactivat]

disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made

[puddlejumpingchampion]

Looking at you, Cronus.

[moodypeachh]

Let's not forget that stone Cronus ate

[agil-san]

[kurei0]

this anime was just so precious and innocent.

[three-eyed-bat-deactivated20181]

A++ wingman of the year.

[nerdboycock]

the opposite of miscommunication

[tommyoliverblogs]

The images wouldn’t load on mobile but I knew exactly what scene it was

[jaxblade]

GOD I LOVE this Show 

[moodypeachh]

Lust for life

Lana: take off, take off, take off all your clothes

Me: *is already naked*

[moodypeachh]

Me: is depressed and wishes i was never born

Parents: well everyone feels sad sometimes just try to be happy

[moodypeachh]

my friends: please stop making self deprecating jokes

me: but it's the only thing I'm good at

[moodypeachh]

Sharing

Mom: share your food with your brother please

Me: I literally shared my sadness with him yesterday I'm already way too generous

[userboxer]

[moodypeachh]

Me

[spaghettiettietti-deactivated20]

[cabanaken]