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dave strider ceo but actually no larp | peak media enthusiast | resident movie production nerd | corny on da bob | she uhm. she uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh she she uhm. Yeah

[dogpuppy]

He really did

[mookiemfblaylock]

my boss makes a dollar i make a dime thats why i be reading fanfiction on company time

[crazy-brazilian]

[oneheadtoanother]

[hyrude]

talkin about which jackass stunts we’d rather do and one of my friends said he’d rather do knoxville’s bulletproof vest testing than blindly stick his finger in a guy’s butt (escape room bit). it set my whole world on an angle. you’d rather shoot yourself in the chest with a gun than touch someone’s butt?? something most(?) adults do recreationally?? it’s not even your own butt getting fingered. youd rather HOLD A GUN… to your CHEST…???? dude grow up

[mookiemfblaylock]

so it's one thing if theyre sticking something up ur pooper right. but you're the one doing it. id do that for a fucking whopper junior bro calm down it's not even that bad?? youd rather shoot yourself in the chest??? with a bulletproof vest it'll still bruise to high hell. im spitting in my hands smacking those things together and my entire index finger will be up there in ten seconds flat bro. this fella wants to SHOOT HIMSELF INSTEAD????????????

[schmilsson]

fanfiction is lowkey cloth mother

[valle-de-sombra-de-muerte]

Got the idea from @witchintestine

[mookiemfblaylock]

if you think st. anger isn't nu metal dni bro

[trashyvolty]

butterfly girl 🦋

I loveeee Dahlia Hawthorne butterfly imagery, so i made a rough concept of her design mixed with insects attributes !

[martyrstar]

Mom vs Bro Strife

Child abuser vs Alcohol Abuser, who's winnin?

[mookiemfblaylock]

please god beat his ass mom lalonde please bro

[limeartichoke]

when did it go so wrong

[mookiemfblaylock]

do dave fans even like him

[latehypocrite]

living room

[chomplicated]

[lordofthepies1]

[mookiemfblaylock]

homestuck wouldve maybe been a little tiny bit funnier if dave lived in a trailer park. hed be chatting with john and say some shit like "i just heard hella gunshots bro somebodys dying three doors down" and john wouldnt even say anything he'd just look at his screen like this

[mookiemfblaylock]

new pfp feeling cute

[hal8999]

back to our regularly scheduled lalondeposting