Oh, Darling @moon-drxps - Tumblr Blog

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Hints are canceled, speak the fuck up

transmadamegiry-remade-deactiva

alright you nearsighted motherfuckers

rb this and tag your age when you first got glasses

HNFNFJSJAJAJDJJGKDS

why do I eat so much fucking SOUP

0v9

PLEASE do not fucking say that

ibxrmeith

just realised what the line “so summon on the pearl rosary” from moments silence means and -

carmen-berzattos

awwcutepets

Highly successful honeybee

george-crowstanza

Absolutely off the shits

socionom

unseelie

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

unseelie

he is here….

narcissus-thee-squeekual

i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does

amkrii

How else would you pet the goose if you did not let him in?

kedreeva

I used to let my turkey free range because she was polite and stuck nearby and liked to eat bugs, and one day I went out and I couldn’t find her in my own yard and so, worried that she’s bothering the neighbors, I walk over to their yard through the little woods between us

And there she is

Standing at their back door

Tapping on the glass

And the lady comes to the door, and mind you I’ve never actually met my neighbors yet, and she starts letting Joslin into her house!

So I yell, and burst out of the trees, startling everyone, and start apologizing for my bird bothering them, and the lady looks absolutely baffled

“Your bird?”

Apparently this wasn’t the first time Joslin had done this

Apparently she’d just been over visiting my neighbor for weeks

And my neighbor just dead-ass thought she was hanging out with a wild turkey

She just let an entire wild turkey into her house without question

And my dumb bird apparently would just go in, inspect everything, and then walk out again

I cannot even imagine what this lady was thinking, she just accepted that she’s getting a house inspection from mother nature a few times a week.

I’m not surprised at all someone let a farm goose in. Humans have no sense of self preservation when it comes to things that we might get to pet.

8xs

love it when the feeling is mutual and y’all all cute, protective, and nasty for each other

#💕

thesesummersonspoet

whatever you do, keep making art. write in clichés. paint in colours that are too bright. speak in poetry. sketch everything. allow yourself to make mistakes. grow. hold tight to it when everything goes wrong - whatever else happens, you’ll always have the art.