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Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia. - E.L. Doctorow Fandom hopper, painfully AUDHD, raging feminist (fuck terfs), so incredibly queer, can't get shit done for the life of me, she/they pronouns I'm working on the better tagging system ships that have ruined my life (in alphabetical order, not life wrecking order):cherik, destiel, mcdanno liferuiners (in alphabetical order, not life wrecking order):jensen-fucking-ackles, arsenal-fucking-fc, bora-fucking-jin, jessica-fucking-jung, sunny-fucking-lee chris-fucking-pine

[puzzled-on-main]

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

[prof-grace-aspen]

Rent-lowering gunshots:

QUEER IS NOT A SLUR

We reclaimed it way back in the 1980's. It is the accepted term used in academia, in colleges and universities ALL OVER THE PLACE.

I can't believe we have to have this discussion AGAIN. During PRIDE month.

[shanehollandergirl]

i see and respect your prince shane and knight ilya. however. consider that as a prince ilya would be very politically savvy and adept at courtly life, with all his charm and beauty. in his adult life, he finds courtly life very empty and meaningless, until knight shane is conscripted to serve as his personal guard and he reclaims some of that meaning. meanwhile, shane is doggedly devoted to ilya -- it's his calling as a knight after all -- until he realizes maybe his devotion extends further than just his duty.

of course, being a very charming and popular son is all well and good for ilya, until grigori becomes paranoid that ilya has enough sway to overthrow him. ilya would never do this, but grigori cannot be convinced otherwise. so he comes up with a plot to poison the carafe they're drinking from, knowing he has the antidote and ilya does not. what grigori doesn't know is that shane tests all food and drink before they ever touch ilya's lips. shane takes the poison meant for ilya and collapses in ilya's arms.

commence the prince of the realm sitting at the bedside of a lowly peasant. alexei tells ilya his behavior is uncouth and beneath him and ilya replies my love might die because of me. nothing is beneath me now.

[woolandflax]

This one’s for the tumblrinas

[clarisliadon]

lets make cookies guys!

Sugar

Butter

Eggs

Flour

Salt

Baking powder

Vanilla extract

Chocolate chips

Voting ended onJun 16

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Available:

C'Mon, You Know You Wanna...

Do it. Click that button. You know which one.

[no-one-offical]

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[unyieldingsilence]

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[mindovermuses]

@strange-aeons

Father Strange. The time is nigh for another Tumblr baking video.

[kokodrawings]

I- I don’t even know, it was 5 am last night and I couldn’t sleep 🤣🤣

[kokodrawings]

I’ve seen a lot of confusion in the tags so I wanted to clear it out xD.

This was based on this video. 5 am Koko watched it and thought “Ah, yes. Minato and Tobirama. I stan”  🤣

Also, I love how so many people had no idea of the context and they still are like “yes, I can see this happening, makes sense” LMAO. 5 am Koko (and the non-sleep-deprived one) stans y’all 💖💖💖

[ozmaanodyne]

Goodbye RTD, you will be remembered as the showrunner who sandwiched the first ever black doctor in between two nostalgia bait fan favourites to overshadow both his entrance and exit, having the doctor torturing a genocide victim in an episode serving as thinly veiled allegory to an actual ongoing genocide, literally shoving a companion into a box for half a finale then brainwash her character into being a mother to care for a random baby, and introducing trans and disabled characters to be set dressings with barely any dialogue just so you can pat yourself on the back for inclusivity.

Oh and discount shape of water with the worst fucking name for a tv series ever conceived.

Thanks for nothing.

[unhappytogekiss]

a new reality tv show called So you think you can write Doctor Who

twelve episodes, twelve contestants - a mix of annoying middle aged sci fi authors, fan fic authors and random people off the street

a variety of against the clock writing tasks, big finish scripts, ability to interact with actors without shouting at them and challenges where you have no budget or doctor for an episode

judged by solely by christopher eccleston

this is how you find the new doctor who showrunner

[kayevelyn]

Whenever I think about the word “queer” I’m always hit with: wow queer is just such a good word, because it captures everything I’m feeling so succinctly. Cause you see, I’ve identified as bisexual ever since I was a freshman in high school, right at the beginning of the whole “LGBTQAIALPHABETSOUPJOKE” when it was just GLBT as options so I really had no other choice but to be bisexual (and also I love the flag), but really if I think about it, I don’t actually give a shit about gender when it comes to sexual attraction so pansexual is “technically” more correct but like… I’ve been bisexual for so long at this point (and again… the flag….), and honestly if you really wanna break it down to like sexual attraction I don’t even find someone sexually attractive unless they’re like truly special you know? So celebrities crush make no sense to me. Finding out people honest to god had “hall passes” picked out ma’am and or sir and or you there, in what world would I want to fuck a random ass celebrity I don’t know— and so like, you can understand how I really ACTUALLY connect with the ace community at the end of the day…

And this doesn’t even BEGIN to touch the gender of it all - see aforementioned “I don’t really give a shit about gender” and just apply it to everything related to me and not just who I find attractive because at the end of the day we all can be holes or pegs at our leisure and…

You see why I like the word queer so much?

Happy pride 🌈🥰

P.S. the queer pride flag IS cute

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[galileosyeast]

happy prides !!

2023 official bobs burgers art :))

[mxnrique]

HAPPY PRIDE

[ilyannarozanova]

Being rich does not stop Ilya from being Shane's sugarbaby. That man is texting Shane like Heeyyyy I want this [insert bullshit item of the day] so bad pls can u get for me? I will make it worth it for u 😏 and Shane is like Ilya you're rich you can buy it yourself?? And Ilya is like noooo you buy it for me. As a gift 😜

Shane is kind of exasperated but also delighted because he lovesssss taking care of his baby boy so of course he buys Ilya whatever he wants. Ilya is so proud to be thee Shane Hollander's sexy controversially young (by one month) boyfriend and he brags about it constantlyyy after they're married. Like Oh yes I was just sexy sidepiece but he fell in love with me so hard he married me. And Shane is standing next to him like 🙄 as if he didn't just buy Ilya $2000 worth of fancy appetizers and drinks on their date last night.

They have wild kinky sex about it too. Obviously.

[genderoutlaws]

Gilbert Baker helps hoist one of the two original rainbow flags created by the decoration committee for San Francisco Gay Freedom Day | 1978 | ph: James McNamara, lead seamster of the flags

[konoko]

i hope future me is happy

[konoko]

posted 6 years ago. hope future future me is happy.

[corneliaavenue-ao3]

Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

[gnar-slabdash]

Reblog to give prev the TIME to write their fanfiction

[cutebutalsostabby]

Reblog to give prev the hocus focus to write their fanfiction.

[septic-dr-schneep]

Reblog to give prev the energy to write their fanfiction

[imsopopfly]

Reblog to give prev the executive function to write their fanfiction

[kokodrawings]

Pull yourself together and move forward. You will be stronger at the broken places.

[smokingrozanov]

Ilya makes Shane go to Point Pleasant, West Virginia so they can go to the Mothman Museum. He’s telling Shane facts about the Mothman & Shane is going ‘you can’t call them facts if he isn’t real.’ But he does take a photo of Ilya grabbing the Mothman statue’s fat ass