Just a bit of an asshole.

I'm not going to fill the space with insincere bullshit or a collection of buzzwords but I will always say it how I see it. Beyond that, all you need to know is I'm a pro-choice Liberitian in every (rational) regard.

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[uncle-mojave]

@r4cs0

[r4cs0]

Oh boy this lol

[amkrii]

I'm thirty seven while my girlfriend is twenty four and our girlfriend is nineteen. I could ask them what they'd say to these people but I'm sure it would be "You losers need to mind your business.". My response is these bitter bitches are just jealous they cant even get a house plant to survive for more than a week, much less a relationship.

[rakiloslov]

I don't think you are helping the point as much as you think you are

[amkrii]

No, I am at least more than the other side. People spending their time judging other people's relationships are not helping anyone by pretending adults are incapable of making their own choices due to their own bullshit rational.

[digital-morganism-deactivated20]

Do your girlfriend's smoke weed too?

[amkrii]

That's a nice snarky comment you got there, sir.

No. M stopped smoking weed because she never liked being high, days it took her out of control of her own body. T stopped to get a job at the local 9/11 center. Now would you like to know about their history with alcohol? I'll tell ya anyway, since you want to be a cunt and I'm happy to educate you for it. Both avoid it due to being taken out of control of their own bodies and past childhood trauma. I'm sure you may be able to piece it together without too many clues or hints.

I'm not ashamed of the women I'm with but I am amused by the bitter bitches.

[digital-morganism-deactivated20]

Lmao larp harder middle schooler

[amkrii]

You may cope however you wish. Now please go out and find someone to hold you tonight.

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

I was talking recently to one of my female friends who has gotten it into her head that a substantial body of men see 30 as some kind of dramatic cutoff for the viability of a female partner

if you think that 30 is some intrinsic, dramatic cutoff for the viability of a woman as a romantic partner, I urge you repent

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[thisbibliomaniac]

I've had multiple men (some in their 40s and 50s) tell me the cutoff age is 24, because us old maids can't have enough babies lol

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

It's not 1750 anymore, who is having 10+ children???

Who the fuck can afford it!?

Dating is a nightmare, you all fill me with despair

[recoiloperated]

I *try* to date older women. 24 is my cut off age, but it's the minimum cut off, not the maximum.

My maximum is low 30's.

[amkrii]

Let's be realistic. If a old lady with a couple million and no hires came along and wanted us to be with her and in the will? No man would have a cut of age.

But outside that I'm probably not going to be joining the cougar hunters at any point.

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[uncle-mojave]

@r4cs0

[r4cs0]

Oh boy this lol

[amkrii]

I'm thirty seven while my girlfriend is twenty four and our girlfriend is nineteen. I could ask them what they'd say to these people but I'm sure it would be "You losers need to mind your business.". My response is these bitter bitches are just jealous they cant even get a house plant to survive for more than a week, much less a relationship.

[rakiloslov]

I don't think you are helping the point as much as you think you are

[amkrii]

No, I am at least more than the other side. People spending their time judging other people's relationships are not helping anyone by pretending adults are incapable of making their own choices due to their own bullshit rational.

[digital-morganism-deactivated20]

Do your girlfriend's smoke weed too?

[amkrii]

That's a nice snarky comment you got there, sir.

No. M stopped smoking weed because she never liked being high, days it took her out of control of her own body. T stopped to get a job at the local 9/11 center. Now would you like to know about their history with alcohol? I'll tell ya anyway, since you want to be a cunt and I'm happy to educate you for it. Both avoid it due to being taken out of control of their own bodies and past childhood trauma. I'm sure you may be able to piece it together without too many clues or hints.

I'm not ashamed of the women I'm with but I am amused by the bitter bitches.

[grimandghoulish]

reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster

[amkrii]

Lol and behold the ancient God that has fallen into silence, unworshiped by the common man. Truly ours is a world made less by its loss and the raise of evil gods.. the streaming services

[gsirvitor]

[amkrii]

Truly there no endeavor more noble, more kingly to perish upon then the quest for gothitties.

[gsirvitor]

[amkrii]

"what did I do to deserve that?" No one can be that stupid. I use to have girls who would start shit in my gaming group but at least they knew what they did to get everyone to forget the objective and just focus on hunting them like the CSS Gestapo.

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[uncle-mojave]

@r4cs0

[r4cs0]

Oh boy this lol

[amkrii]

I'm thirty seven while my girlfriend is twenty four and our girlfriend is nineteen. I could ask them what they'd say to these people but I'm sure it would be "You losers need to mind your business.". My response is these bitter bitches are just jealous they cant even get a house plant to survive for more than a week, much less a relationship.

[rakiloslov]

I don't think you are helping the point as much as you think you are

[amkrii]

No, I am at least more than the other side. People spending their time judging other people's relationships are not helping anyone by pretending adults are incapable of making their own choices due to their own bullshit rational.

[nchntd]

In the club

[vacuously-true]

I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.

[dangerishisbusiness]

Friendly reminder that Nina Paley, the artist who animated this, is actively and openly transphobic.

Here is an illustration from her most recent project.

Shockingly this is one of her tamer depictions of trans people.

[uncle-mojave]

Fuck yeah I like her even more!

[amkrii]

I'm more bothered that everyone swept Bruce killing someone under the rug due to the transition than I am by this art piece. Let me operate a vehicle reckless and take someone's life and see if the court goes "Ah well, like.. who doesn't fuck up sometimes? Get outta here."

[bloodybellycomb]

"Red white and royal blue is too cringy" "heartstopper is too unrealistic" yeah maybe but so is every single other rom com under the sun. Why does queer media always need to be realistic and profound while straight stories get more freedom to be silly and fantastical?

[stargazing-enby]

THANK YOU

[such-justice-wow]

LGBT people deserve trash media and good media

[amkrii]

My girlfriend loves Royal Red White and Blue, I even bought that for her while we were shopping one day and I swear to all that is both holy and unholy hearing her describe the plot was enough to slip further into a cringey coma. Then again we both enjoy Fifty First dates so even the heterosexual stuff is on some corn ball shit.

[crazy-brazilian]

[amkrii]

I am as well. Unfortunately my partner thinks cleaning the house, doing laundry or touching dishes is for the birds so my relaxation only exist in cleaning firearms while mentally reminding myself that being dead sounds great but still comes with expenses.

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[amkrii]

I sincerely need to know if she did indeed go in.

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[uncle-mojave]

@r4cs0

[r4cs0]

Oh boy this lol

[amkrii]

I'm thirty seven while my girlfriend is twenty four and our girlfriend is nineteen. I could ask them what they'd say to these people but I'm sure it would be "You losers need to mind your business.". My response is these bitter bitches are just jealous they cant even get a house plant to survive for more than a week, much less a relationship.

[thatdamnrookie]

She was on that episode and a very stupid opportunity presented itself

[loth-catgirl]

ngl this is what family is for

[amkrii]

What is family, or loved ones, if you cannot add to their trauma in innocent ways?

[madame-helen]

[amkrii]

Not everyone gets the beard genes. My family got male baldness, the option of a goatee, dementia, cancer and a life span of 90 to 105 years but if anyone sees a fine ass bitch when they see my beardless, chain vaping, constantly tired ass then I'm both flattered and concerned for their mental health.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thighetician]

People will break their necks making excuses for bad mothers. It’s pity-based

[r4cs0]

This pissed off Morgan Freeman so bad that his hand turned white with anger

[amkrii]

Folks, taking out your anger on your kids isn't the answer to a failed relationship. If you defend that shit then please do the world a favor and do not reproduce.

Sincerely, toxic mothers ARE worse than an absent father because one decided to bail and be a deadbeat. They weren't there and had no effect, negative or positive, while the other decided to shower their child in resentment and all manners of abuse.

[apple-bottom-jeansx]

I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”

[a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark]

“They are STUPIDLY competent at EVERYTHING except each other.”

[amkrii]

Anime Romcom and Hollywood romcoms exist exclusively because everyone loved that trope.

[catchymemes]

[amkrii]

Whatever it is I feel like it combined hints of peaking in high school as the captain of the Lacrosse team.