Moon knight Anon

THE MOOOOOOON

[moon-knight-anon]

@ask-clown @ask-thehood

Mom, father will not aid me in my pregnancy

He is as deadbeat at the father before him

Help me please.

[moon-knight-anon]

Finna start shakin ass on the streets if Khonshu keeps playin wit me istg

Imma toss it like grammy winner Megan Thee Stallion

On a street corner in Chicago

[ask-thehood]

@moon-knight-anon

Father

It is mother’s week for custody.

Where is she

She's on vacation. With Riri, the brat.

[moon-knight-anon]

But father

Legally that would be a problem

And mother has rice pudding

You don’t

[ask-thehood]

You seem plenty happy with her, hm? How about you just go live with her, rather than me, eh?

[moon-knight-anon]

YOU GAVE ME THE DEFLATED AIR MATRESS

WHY ARE YOU SO WILLING TO GIVE UP UR KIDS

[ask-thehood]

@moon-knight-anon

Father

It is mother’s week for custody.

Where is she

She's on vacation. With Riri, the brat.

[moon-knight-anon]

But father

Legally that would be a problem

And mother has rice pudding

You don’t

[ask-thehood]

@moon-knight-anon

DAR

DAAAAAAD

HOT DAWG

EUUUUFH

IM HFORMING A THOUUUUUUGHTTTTTT

What.

[moon-knight-anon]

ACCUSE MEPHISTO OF BEING A PORN STAR

CHEESE IS A CONSPIRACY

[moon-knight-anon]

@evil-purple-cat is stalking and then pounced onto your cape trying to chew on it.

*pulls the cape out of reach*

NO

Do you want a cat toy instead?

One of those mouse ones that moves around?

[evil-purple-cat]

The cat just chases the cape by clawing up the side of moon Knight like a climbing post to get the cape.

[moon-knight-anon]

*Pulls the cat off*

STOP OR I WILL RETURN YOU TO MEPHISTO

[evil-purple-cat]

The cat just yowls not caring at all. It just hisses and its ears go back in airplane mode

[moon-knight-anon]

@ask-thehood

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

*puts the cat on top of the fridge*

[moon-knight-anon]

@evil-purple-cat is stalking and then pounced onto your cape trying to chew on it.

*pulls the cape out of reach*

NO

Do you want a cat toy instead?

One of those mouse ones that moves around?

[evil-purple-cat]

The cat just chases the cape by clawing up the side of moon Knight like a climbing post to get the cape.

[moon-knight-anon]

*Pulls the cat off*

STOP OR I WILL RETURN YOU TO MEPHISTO

[moon-knight-anon]

@evil-purple-cat is stalking and then pounced onto your cape trying to chew on it.

*pulls the cape out of reach*

NO

Do you want a cat toy instead?

One of those mouse ones that moves around?

[ask-thehood]

@moon-knight-anon

I feel like warning John abt Clown is a good idea

Also

HIIIIIIII

I wanna pet the cat

@delusional-fantasising

go ahead. try.

[delusional-fantasising]

The cat sits there staring at @moon-knight-anon waiting for them to make a move

[moon-knight-anon]

*gently puts their hand on the cats head and slowly rubs in circles*

[moon-knight-anon]

Mom wants to get back with dad consensually

[ask-thehood]

@moon-knight-anon @ask-clown

i'm here for Moon Knight anon.

[moon-knight-anon]

FATHERRRRRR

[ask-thehood]

[moon-knight-anon]

Father

Mom sent me back with a baggie

It’s got something in it

*pulls out a glittery dangerous bomb with unspecified magic in it*

What’s this?

[ask-thehood]

..that's a fucking bomb.

[moon-knight-anon]

OHHHHHH

Why is it flashing?

*the bomb blinks three times then explodes*

[ask-thehood]

are you fucking serious-

[moon-knight-anon]

Dad

Why is your entire body blue?

[ask-thehood]

@moon-knight-anon @ask-clown

i'm here for Moon Knight anon.

[moon-knight-anon]

FATHERRRRRR

[ask-thehood]

[moon-knight-anon]

Father

Mom sent me back with a baggie

It’s got something in it

*pulls out a glittery dangerous bomb with unspecified magic in it*

What’s this?

[ask-thehood]

..that's a fucking bomb.

[moon-knight-anon]

OHHHHHH

Why is it flashing?

*the bomb blinks three times then explodes*

[ask-thehood]

@moon-knight-anon @ask-clown

i'm here for Moon Knight anon.

[moon-knight-anon]

FATHERRRRRR

[ask-thehood]

[moon-knight-anon]

Father

Mom sent me back with a baggie

It’s got something in it

*pulls out a glittery dangerous bomb with unspecified magic in it*

What’s this?

[ask-thehood]

@moon-knight-anon @ask-clown

i'm here for Moon Knight anon.

[moon-knight-anon]

FATHERRRRRR

[ask-andy]

This is Moon Knight anon

Are you my father

You look like him

Where is my father

uhhhh i dont know where he is

@ask-thehood is this you kid??

[ask-thehood]

Uh..yeah. No idea how they ended up here.

[moon-knight-anon]

FAAAATHERRRRER

I got out the hospital and I got lost on the way home 😔

[ask-thehood]

hm.

Are you alright?

[moon-knight-anon]

I took my gummies and I think I took a wrong street turn

Do I wait at moms until you get me or do I wait at this corner for you

[ask-andy]

This is Moon Knight anon

Are you my father

You look like him

Where is my father

uhhhh i dont know where he is

@ask-thehood is this you kid??

[ask-thehood]

Uh..yeah. No idea how they ended up here.

[moon-knight-anon]

FAAAATHERRRRER

I got out the hospital and I got lost on the way home 😔

[moon-knight-anon]

#FREE you from the shackles of #THAT man💔💔💔

@ask-thehood

DAD IDK WHATS GOING ON WHO DO I BELIEVE