Minister of Awkwardness

Because Facebook couldn't handle my true obsessions...I'm Whitakker to most of the internet.  Random fandoms incoming.

[onstagesport]

[stophavingsex-deactivated202305]

me to non-theatre people who keep bashing the cats movie trailer for all the wrong reasons

[kubrik-was-a-c-nt]

[stagecoachjessi]

Classic Hollywood Bloopers

[izzzzzzieeeeeeeee]

And the greatest Hollywood blooper of all time:

[mermaidsandcats29]

These are WONDERFUL

[stagecoachjessi]

Two more of my favorites:

[absolutelyaddictedpoldarky]

These are great..made me smile😊💖

[darkseraphscorner]

The fact these exist are truly amazing.

In the olden days, if footage was not used in a film, it was either destroyed or erased so they could reuse the reel, because it was cheaper than storing unused film.

Google the BBC’s lost archives to find out more.

[moon-sliced]

Where have these been all my life

[diskothiqueer-deactivated202305]

i think we all have that one piece of media we like that’s basically “i love this thing, but i dont think everyone should watch this thing and would not categorically recommend it to other people i know, this thing has a lot of problems and i am the first person you should ask if you want to know a long list of criticisms, but i REALLY ENJOY THIS THING” its like holding up a can of trash to everyone else and saying ”you are a reasonable person and you would not enjoy touching this garbage and i value that about you” and then pouring it out on the ground and rolling around in it yourself

[mittybee]

[lumberzachary]

How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor

[poppunkkid-deactivated20220930]

I was wondering where this was going and lemme tell you I fell out of my chair

[sun-fingered-sharlayan-deactiva]

G’raha Tia, meeting the WoL/D come Shadowbringers: Welc-

WoL/D, pulling out an inhuman amount of knives: Where are my children

G’raha: …What?

WoL/D: W̢̡͖͔̦̠̻̽͗͋̀̚h̡̧͕̼̣͙̣̒̈́̿̓̀́͘͢͢͠͝ḛ͇̹̲́̄͑̈́̾͌͛̕͟͠ŗ͖̖̟̮̩̞̃͑͐̆̑̅̍̄̓͝ȩ̵̡͉͈͚̼͈̹̖̗̂̆̒̓̌̉͌̕͝ a̶̡̘̱͇͓̙̽̐͛͐̐͗̓͐͢͜͝ŕ̴͈̯̬͙͋́̚͟͝͠ȩ͇̜̤̝̙̝̮̪̿͊̆͗͐͋̕͢͞͠ m̡̩̙̱͚̭͕͙̋̔̓͘͢͝ý̸̝͔̗͕̦̦̐͛̎͂͒ c̨̭͕̰̱̭͇̒́̆̽̈̀̋̚͢͠h̸̺͍̝̫͇̱̣̿̄́́͠i̧̭̳̻͈͉̳̍̀̈́́̈́̚͞l̵̖͉͚̯̩̅̈̓͑͑̕̕͢d̴̨̢͔͉̥̰̙̯̰̠̆̈́͂͌̒̓̕͡r̵̨̬͙͈͍͇͈̠̓̌͐̈́̄͝e̡̛̳̦͖͉͓̬͗̽̇̓͗̌͐̉n̨͕͔͍̥͇͇̮̳͉͐̀̾̌̿̌̊͐͡

G’raha: How are you doing that with your-

WoL/D: W̸̨̞̻̺̯͆̑̍̽̀̋̽͢͠H̦̜͖̯̱͕̰͓͂̀̈̽̂̚̚͘̚͟E̡̦̗̼̱̪̋͗̀̈́̀R̸͇̳̗̘͔̜̲͈̔͆̉̒̒͆̔͂̌̂ͅĔ̸̮̜̲̳̀͒̽̑̾̐͝͠ͅ A̱̰͎̦͋̉̒͛͆̍̿͒͟Ŕ̵̪̝͓͓̭̇̌̇͌̀̀̆̅͞E̢͇̯̫̜͐͑͒̇́̔̂̋̾͗͟ͅͅ T̷̢͚̭̙̳̙̑̍̓̆͑̏͠͝͡H̵̦̞̜̲͖̺͍̻̲̐̇̐̉̑̀̄E̴̙̠̩͕̙̝̜͓̓̎̈̾̅͊͡͡͞ͅ Ļ̵̯̺͍̞̠̀̒͐́͗͗̅Ḙ̶͇̰̣͍̱̖͖͇̮̑̈̉̊̿̏͘V̵͖̲̣̉̋̓͌̽̃͟͟͞͠E̸͚͖̥̯̠͗͛͑̌̀̃̀̐̕I̢̢̯̩̤͖̻͇̺͕̓̓́̎̆̅̒̀L̨̢̢̤͓̯̩͙̼̻͒̋͌̆́̔̇͛͝L̫̩̗̔̃̇̈́͒̂͜ͅE͖͖͎̰͂͋̀̂̄͢͡Ṵ̵̢̜͕̹̗̞̌͂̂͌̌̚͟͡R̨̡̮̦̖͓̹̈́͒͐͒̎̕̚ T̢̰͙̜̹̂̐̎͊͐͂͟Ẉ̸̧͔̖̻̬̼̗̝̌͑́̿̄̐ͅḮ̡̛̮̣͍̟̜̘͊͑́̓̔̇̏͟͡N̴̨͓̲̠̺͈̟̼͆̆̏͂̊̉Ṣ̷̫̯̳͖̂̀͑̉̊̑̀ G̶̡͉̞̩̿͋͐̎̋͌̄̉͟͞͞'̸͙̥̞̖̯͓̳̦̓̄̆̾̈͢Ŗ̢̭̘̥͔͆͗̅̓̃̓̀̎̕͠A̤͉͍̰̥̭̝̠͛̎̂̑̀͠H̸̨̰̹͚̣͙̭̩̺̑͊̀͐̿̿̅͝͠Ḁ̢̛̗̱̙̏̃͆̄̀̚͝

G’raha, screaming: OVER THERE WHAT THE FUCK

[randomitemdrop]

Item: violin with a sniper scope; allows Bards to double the distance of their spells while limiting them to a single target.

[whisperofthewaves]

okay but when will somebody competent finally pick up Old Kingdom series, because I’ve been waiting for that to happen since 2004

[moon-sliced]

The current entertainment landscape is perfect for it!

[simplehombre]

[textsfromtherisingstones]

[kirari-senpai-deactivated202506]

KIRBY CAFE

By artist : @ouya296

Source : twitter

[thatsthat24]

When you’re used to doing things a certain way… 🔑 #KingdomHearts

[peaceuptoesdown]

[thedisreputableblogger]

The headmistress of Wyverly, probably, when talking to parents thinking of enrolling their daughters:

“Our alumni include many famous politicians, lawyers, athletes, scientists, and artists… *whispers* andawitchqueen… MOVING ON TO THE GREAT HALL”

[spacefinns]

That’s all magic is, Alucard. Changing things in accordance with my intent.

[moon-sliced]

whits-obsessions evolved into moon-sliced!