Shakin It for Shakespeare

KP | 30 | They/them | Actor/Writer. I'm always open to questions and stuff

[jcsfreak]

You can really tell how good a production of jesus christ superstar is going to be based on how gay Judas’ outfit is. He needs to have a gay little outfit or I’m NOT watching

[rpfofficial]

5 pm thought: he's gay lol

11 pm thought: unfortunately the sad but logical reality is that he is straight and just kind of a weird freak and also a misogynist but it's still beautiful how romantic his obsession with his best friend is and how its psychosexual nature haunts all his creative work

2 am thought: he's gay and he wants to fuck men and i know this for a fact. and also a misogynist

[onstagesport]

This is for me and me alone, but if Heated Rivalry happened in the Hatchetfield universe, the problem wouldn't be that they're gay. The problem would be that Shane plays for Clivesdale.

[kira-the-whump-enthusiast]

I need that woman CRYING and SHAKING because of something that is ENTIRELY HER FAULT

[annieisyourfavourite]

reading the opening scene of much ado is so funny because beatrice is just out here doing The Most with no prompting at all, and like, girl who is this for? the messenger's confused, her uncle is exasperated, and hero is cutting her off to explain what the hell she's talking about. yet she won't shut the fuck up and you know why? cuz she's in it for the love of the game, and that's why she's the realest bitch shakespeare ever wrote

[annieisyourfavourite]

she literally says this not 3 pages in like babygirl be so fucking for real right now. i love you

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

beatrice casually dropping the most intimate break up lore of her LIFE to don pedro after he spontaneously proposes to her for no reason was a CRAZY scene. william shakespeare what were you on

[scarletttbitch]

her: you better not be jesus christ superstar austria 2005 cunty annas when i get home

my gay ass:

[jcsfreak]

I’m so judaspilled rn it’s not even funny. Judasmaxxing

[baritonetransgirl]

Me too, me too. I’ve been reading the Bible sm, and I have to routinely take breaks, otherwise I get so so mad at the other apostles for not giving him an y nuance.

God I’m thinking about him so much

[jcsfreak]

Yeeees. Every other fucking verse he’s in they’re like ”Judas Iscariot, the asshole” ”Judas, whom none of us like” ”Judas, the backstabbing little bitch”

Like. what if i like him actually?☝️What if he’s my favorite little guy?

[thetyrannytranny]

Omg, I have sooooo much beef with John 12:6

Like bro, you cannot slander my blorbo like that without any evidence. Also it doesn’t even matter, be he’s still making a good point!

It especially pisses me off, bc I like a lot of other things John says about the betrayal

Apostles try not to say “the one who was later to betray him” after just mentioning the man

[jcsfreak]

Give me the security footage of him stealing from the money bag or it didn’t happen

[jcsfreak]

I’m so judaspilled rn it’s not even funny. Judasmaxxing

[baritonetransgirl]

Me too, me too. I’ve been reading the Bible sm, and I have to routinely take breaks, otherwise I get so so mad at the other apostles for not giving him an y nuance.

God I’m thinking about him so much

[jcsfreak]

Yeeees. Every other fucking verse he’s in they’re like ”Judas Iscariot, the asshole” ”Judas, whom none of us like” ”Judas, the backstabbing little bitch”

Like. what if i like him actually?☝️What if he’s my favorite little guy?

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

I need a shirt that says "Ask me my opinions on different versions and recordings of the same musical" and the back says "At your own peril"

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

hamlet is kind of like if there were a murder mystery but in the process of solving it the detective just starts killing people

[the26thletterofthealphabet]

i raise you Hamlet and Juliet. it's Romeo and Juliet but a comedy, because when Hamlet finds Juliet's body in the tomb, he gives a five minute soliloquy, during which she wakes up and they run off together and get married.

[shakespearegirl]

benedick literally chooses beatrice over everything else in his life & then gets all flustered proposing to her in front of friends & family. he is so embarrassing

[shakespearegirl]

beatrice: do not you love me? benedick, who backpedaled on his lifelong public anti-marriage stance, cut ties with his best friend, promised to fight him to the death, & also resigned from his position in the army for her: troth, no, no more than reason.

[jcsfreak]

Judas is so real because if i was part of an anarchist anti-establishment group who fought for peace and love, and our leader went to sephora with his girlfriend and bought skincare products for 7276463772$ of our money i would also crash out

[jcsfreak]

@onstagesport

Insanity. Fuck a lil kiss of betrayal i would have shot then both in the back of the head instantly

[cecilpedia]

Man why couldn't I get into normal media girl what the hell is Rock Opera About The Death of Christ

[onstagesport]

I forgot how much I love writing out IPA for accent work

[hectarehollyhock]

max reads the school rules for fun in his free time so he can use them against people. malicious compliance is his only hobby he does nothing else outside of school and that's why he's like that