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Concept: Yelena jealous because people on the internet are calling Bob hot.

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To the "Jurassic" folks in the fandoms: do you remember that audio—"What is a soulmate?" "It's like a best friend, but more"—that people used to edit for every couple? Please tell me someone has used it for Bob and Yelena, because it is literally them; it was made for them.

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After more than a year of reading Bob-related fanfics, I have to say I don't really like it when they portray him as just some poor, innocent guy. That man signed up for a shady medical study in some random country, and his first reaction to seeing a dead body was to run—not to mention the whole chicken incident. That man lived a batshit crazy life pre-Thunderbolts—like, *Shameless* or *Euphoria* levels of insanity.

Can you imagine a team made up of trained assassins, and the person with the craziest experiences is the civilian? Because I know Bob drops random lore that leaves them jaw-dropped, wondering how on earth he survived so long.

I also love the idea of ​​his past coming back to haunt him, and the team having to help him deal with someone he pissed off—because let's be honest, judging by how he reacted to Walker in the vault, there are plenty.

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This... this Bob Reynolds

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some anti boblena arguments are genuinely so hypocritical it becomes funny

“Yelena is aroace in the MCU because it’s canon in the comics,” but suddenly Bob is gay despite canonically having a wife he is deeply in love with. (Yes, she sucked, but he still loved her.)

Again: Yelena is aroace… except when she's fucking nasty their favorite character.

“Bob and Yelena can’t have a romantic relationship because of their mental health issues,” but the war veteran with depression, PTSD, suicidal thoughts and anger issues whose wife literally left him because of those issues is somehow perfectly fine to ship with other people. (Quoting my mother: "If a woman prefers to be a single mother rather than stay with a man, know that that man ain't no good.)

“Yelena and X are just as close as she is with Bob,” even though it’s canon that Yelena struggles with loneliness, has difficulty forming close relationships, and Bob is one of the first people she genuinely connected with and cared about.

“shipping the actors is weird” which… yes, it is. but then the same people call KR lewis’ father-in-law because of a ship. like what are we doing here 😭 one of these men is literally married with children.

At the end of the day, people can ship whatever they want. But the selective logic is always fascinating to watch.

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Some points about the deleted scenes from Karate Kid Legends:

it looks like a completely different movie from what was released. I'd like to know why they changed everything in the reshoots and what the original script was like.

Li and Mia are my second favorite official couple in the franchise (Daniel and Kumiko 4ever).

Bo was Li's mother's world, which confirms my theory that he's a glass child.

Li is my second favorite Karate Kid (sorry Dre).

They returned to the official message of the franchise, which is people helping each other out of pure empathy (fuck you no mercy).

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Hey guys, do we know what crimes Bob committed canonically in the MCU? And do you have any headcanon ideas about what he might have done?

It's very important.

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Bob’s reaction to seeing a dead woman and three armed people being to run as fast as he could makes me wonder how many times Baby Boy has done that before.

Like, he wakes up after a strange sleep, vomits, gets up, and is faced with this situation and runs.

It's not the first time. His survival instincts are top-notch.

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There was a lot of drama going on on Twitter about a Boblena account being problematic, but I've never seen that account and I follow several Boblena accounts and haven't seen anyone besides (censored) shippers talking about it.

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It's kind of sad that there aren't many fanfics exploring Bob's past. I think there are so many interesting things to discuss.

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Imagine Yelena seeing this. Panties would automatically fall to the floor.

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Imagine: Yelena is away from the tower for a while on a mission, and when she returns, she finds this and doesn't know how to react.

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Imagine Yelena seeing this. Panties would automatically fall to the floor.

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I just saw someone on Twitter say that Bob has the power to manipulate reality in the comics (I don't know if it's true) and could create magical babies like Wanda, and now I can't stop thinking about it. Can someone tell me if this is true?

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honestly I think it’s absurdly insane that no one has ever written a Thunderbolts / New Avengers fic where they find out Bob has a tattoo just like Jordan’s in skincare.

like. the potential here is WILD.

because let’s be real for two seconds: there is absolutely no way he doesn’t have a tattoo. he gives tramp stamp energy.

Also, am I the only one who thinks Bob would have a slutty past? Because I've been reading some fanfics that treat him as if he were a virgin.

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The year is almost over, and Li Fong was the biggest green flag of all, the others can only dream. ❤️

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Help, I'm still at the restaurant

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I need more fics of them actually