🎻🌀👁🌳🐞

Probably somewhere pretending to be rustic, playing music or knitting

[legislacerator]

nowhere else on the internet can you get content like this

[segamascott]

[spangefucker-deactivated2014070]

my hair is VERY soft and could EASILY be played with and you know how many people are playing with my hair??? zero

[trans-fem-menace-deactivated202]

reblog to play with prevs hair

[futuremoji]

Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

[captainhoyw]

[ririwithrice]

😔 oh damn they’re disappointed

[moonbehindthehill]

[street-of-mercy]

[h4h4n0tfunny]

Absolutely dumb 🤣

[roboco-san]

the distortion of "there is potential profit we did not earn" as "there is money we lost" is fascinating and disgusting to me. "megamediaconglomerate lost $1,000,000,000 to piracy this year" is a flat out lie. it is not true. they did not have a billion dollars, that they now do not have. they felt entitled to one billion dollars, that they did not have, and still do not have. it's an infuriating perversion of the truth

[bananonbinary]

cant believe i lost $1000 when i told some guy at walmart to give it to me and he said no

[thetimetraveler24]

I think a lot of Little John’s problems would be solved by getting a tour of the apartments he buys before purchasing them. Then maybe he wouldn’t have to illegally expand using galvanized square steel secured to the wall with expansion screws borrowed from his aunt and covered in eco friendly wood veneers durable for ten thousand years.

[thickness-protection-program]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[fagapult]

It’s the heat

[thickness-protection-program]

Source?

[mamoswole]

[thickness-protection-program]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[sarostheghostcat]

[vampiradical]

when you think youre getting arrested but youre rlly just taking a shower

[sarostheghostcat]

[sarostheghostcat]

edited by @pluto-wayward

[lagtrainzzz]

im gonna kill someone

[vampiricbisexuality]

when you threaten to kill someone but youre actually just taking a shower

[trash-soup]

"Inshallah he will OD soon" fucking sent me

[winterskyfirefly-deactivated202]

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

[theconcealedweapon]

[mezzodical]

sometimes someone isn’t “toxic,” they’re just “abrasive.” or “mutagenic” or “highly flammable,” and you should always check their material safety data sheet to be sure

[mezzodical]

tag yourself i’m harmful irritant

[maplebunie]

if 3 bitches named molly were in a polycule would it be a molecule sorry

[9:38 PM]

[maplebunie]

this is so funny. why is it like that? i didn't type that

[taco-bee]

Everyone reblog this at 9:38 pm

[daily-spooky]