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mostly incorrect rwby quotes

[am0stia]

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[moonblakee]

-Volume 8-

Ruby: welp, the gangs all here

Ironwood and Winter:

Cinder and Neo:

Tyrian:

Salem:

The Grimm™️ Army:

Ruby: *starts crying*

[blueirisvibes]

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Qrow, Clover and Robin before fighting Tyrian

Robyn: I wanted to pummel you myself, but the General insisted I share.

Clover: Yeah, well, you’re not the only one with a grudge.

Robyn: Bro what what’s your grudge?

Clover: Hooligan crack cocaine lookin’ ass dirtbag bitch poisoned my man.

Qrow: ......I’M-

[moonblakee]

‪qrow: ironwood my allegiance is to the republic, to democracy‬!

‪ironwood: if you're not with me, than youre my enemy ‬

‪qrow: ... only a sith deals in absolutes ‬

[baelonthebrave]

qrow: now remember what I taught you

yang: BE GAY, DO CRIMES

clover, exhausted: qrow, please-

[moonblakee]

Clover: so wait...what is Qrow exactly?

Ruby: well, he looks like a person i guess but

Ruby, grabbing qrow: Smell

Clover, smelling him: woah, bird smell

[moonblakee]

*Playing truth or dare*

Winter: Qrow truth or dare

Qrow: ..truth

Winter: how long have you and Clover been secretly dating

Qrow:

Everyone:

Qrow: i change my mind, dare

Winter: i DARE you to tell me how long you and Clover have been secretly dating

[incorrectfairgame]

Qrow: Let’s play “two truths, one lie”

Ironwood:  I’ve heard of that one

Qrow: Okay, I’ll go first

Qrow: My hair is black, my eyes are purple, and Clover and I have been dating secretly for about 2 years now

Ironwood: I think you’ve got the right idea, but it has to be a little more challenging for-

Winter: His eyes are red.

Ironwood:

Ironwood: You WHAT?!?!

[incorrectfairgame]

Qrow: Hey, did you know there’s a rumour going around that you’re gay?

Clover: Rumour… rumour?? Excuse me?? Are you telling me that people are doUBTING it??

[noodle--nerd]

(Volume Warning) Hey I found the worst summary of Fair Game.

[harbingerqrow]

heyo not to be a gay man who’s desperately hungry for representation and tired of oblivious straight people BUT

i just really don’t understand how THIS:

can or should be interpreted any different from THIS:

we’ve literally NEVER seen qrow lovingly teasing another dude with that kinda smug look on his face before. and not to mention the fuckin uhhhhhhh CONFIRMED PARALLEL between the v4 waitress and clover in chapter 3.

this whole scene would be unnecessary if it didn’t have a deeper meaning! they literally didn’t have to include it! if you think a 30-second-long scene between qrow and some random waitress was inherently romantic/flirty-coded, then the same should be said about this very similar scene, especially when qrow and clover’s relationship is already so strongly established and continues to grow! it’s clearly a part of the main story!

don’t immediately assume these kinda scenes are platonic, because if the exact same scenes happened between qrow and a woman, no one would question it! respect the buildup!

[moonblakee]

Ruby: truth or dare

Qrow: dare

Ruby: I dare you to kiss the prettiest person in the room

Qrow: okay..James

Ironwood, blushing: yes..

Qrow: Can you move? you're blocking Clover

[incorrectfairgame]

Clover: Did you celebrate Christmas in your tribe? Did they tell you about Santa?

Qrow: Yeah. One of the adults use to dress up like Santa every year for the kids.

Qrow: But one year I stabbed Santa so he didn’t steal the cookies, and so, they stopped doing that.

Clover:

Clover: You stabbed Santa?!

Qrow: I was ten!

Clover: YOU STABBED SANTA.

[moonblakee]

Clover: Fun life hack! If you hold Qrow's hand, look him in the eye, and tell him he's beautiful he'll go weak in the knees!

Winter: I'm pretty sure that's just you

[moonblakee]

Cinder: ah well if it isn't ruby rose

Ruby: but it is me

Cinder: no its an expression-

Ruby: your evil tricks won't work on me

[moonblakee]

winter: qrow

Clover, shaking at an extreme frequency: yeah i love him a normal amount