Take my stupid rwby things NOW!!!!!

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Take my stupid rwby things NOW!!!!!
I’ve recently started working on a new project: RWBY All Female AU.
This isn’t a typical genderbend AU.
Instead, I’m approaching it from the question:
“If these characters were born female, how would they present themselves?”
This affects everything—from hairstyle, clothing, silhouette and personal aesthetic,
to their original inspirations and characterization.
There will be no NSFW or sexualized content in this AU.
Every design choice has intention and narrative weight.
Elements like open-chest outfits or exposed skin represent confidence, personal agency, and ‘my body, my choice’
in an all-female world, rather than sexualization.
I’ve already designed several characters and will continue expanding the set.
Feel free to follow, comment, or discuss 💫
One thing I really like about RWBY as a show is that the heroes do not have a strict no kill rule. Like, obviously, they very much prefer not hurting or killing anyone at all, but if it comes to that, they do not hesitate.
-Tyrian is trying to capture Ruby and kill her uncle and her friends? The moment he gets slightly distracted, Ruby takes the chance and cuts his tail off without a second thought.
-Cinder is affected by Ruby's silver eyes in the Battle of Haven? Jaune doesn't hesitate and the moment she lets her guard down he tries to stab her in the face; had he gone for a slash instead, Cinder would be dead.
-Tock has blinded Maria and is about to kill her? There you go, Maria will decapitate her. Bye, Tock.
-Adam keeps trying to kill Blake and Yang? Oh, he gets stabbed by both of them. No more Adam.
-Ironwood tries to shoot Winter again with that weird gun even though she's a Maiden now? Winter just sends the blast back at him and leaves. Doesn't even check if he's still alive.
-Neo just pushed Yang to the void and they think she's gone? Blake WILL try to cut Neo's head off. And while they're fighting Ruby doesn't hesitate to push Neo off the bridges even if she thought that would kill her.
Which are all like, normal. Those other people are actively trying to kill them or their loved ones as well. Which is why I used to be really confused when I kept seeing some people complaining mostly about the Ruby with Tyrian and the Blake and Yang vs Adam things. Saying they are supposed to be the good guys and they should set an example to viewers instead of maiming or killing their foes.
What example do you want them to set? That letting others kill you and your loved ones is okay? Because that's what was gonna happen; Tyrian had just poisoned Qrow, actually he's lucky Ruby only went for the tail. Adam was not going to stop and he going to take Blake's sword to continue to try murdering her and Yang, who had no Auras either and were as vulnerable as he was. They either did it first or they could die, and they did. It's self-defense. Tyrian and Adam were trying to kill them and they were the ones who started the fights. You fuck around, you're gonna find out.
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I know you said your free of the Proper villian squeal drafts buttttttt, Who is The Boss and What do they want with Jaune?
The Boss's Boss
Roman: Ahh, Jaune there you are, I wanted to have a word with you.
Jaune stopped walking while looking at his tablet, sending out the various bits of information on the Rainbow Dust shipment the SDC was getting to the relative parties.
Jaune: Hey Roman, can you make it quick? The Boss wants to see me.
Roman: What? I am your boss, and the henchman representative of the Goonuion. Now come on, we've got business we need to take care of. We need to deal with the recent Code: Bull Heart. So come on, let's get going!
Jaune: I'll help you out with that later, but I need to see the Boss.
Roman: The... The Boss.
Jaune: Your Boss.
Roman: Oh... Okay alright, get going Arc.
Jaune: On it. Hi Neo.
Roman: Neo? She's not... AHH?!
Roman jumped back as Neo suddenly appeared next to him.
Roman: I told you to stop doing that!
Neo: 😜
Roman: Cheeky brat…
~~~
Jaune walked up to a large black purple crystal gate, Jaune eyed the twins, Melaine, and Miltiades, the Ice, and Fire twins as they looked at some magazines from behind their desk. The pair looked up, and smiled at Jaune who returned in kind.
Melaine: Hey, Jaune~!
Miltia : Hey handsome~!
Jaune: Hey girls, do you mind opening the Door? The Boss wants to see me.
Melaine: Sure thing Love~!
Miltia: You better be careful in their Jaune. The Boss is dealing with a lot of the higher ups, and she is pissed!
Jaune: Oh... Oh shit...
Jaune watched as the heavy doors to The Boss's throne room, the council room for the Villain League slowly opened, he always felt a sense of dread as he watched the doors open. And, as the doors opened Jaune walked inside, ready to face the music.
And, that music sounded like a very, very angry woman.
: WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Ahh, another typical Monday...
Jaune walked into the throne room, and saw the assembled group at the table, while The Boss berated the various supervillains in the room. Starting with everyone's favourite psychopath, the Scorpion, aka Tyrian Callows.
: THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT, YOU FOUL!
Tyrian: I-I'm sorry my Lady! It was an accident!
: THERE ARE RULES THAT WE ALL FOLLOW! UNSPOKEN RULES THEY MAY BE, BUT THEY ARE RULES WE ALL FOLLOW! AND, ONE OF THEM IS NOT TO TARGET CHILDREN!!!
Tyrian: It wasn't my fault! The Amazonian got in my way!
: IN YOUR WAY?! THE AMAZONIAN THREW HERSELF INTO THE BLAST TO PROTECT THE CHILDREN! AND, BECAUSE OF YOU SEVENTEEN CHILDREN ARE NOW IN THE HOSPITAL, SEVERAL OF THEM ARE IN CRITICAL CONDITION AT THAT!
Tyrian: But, my Lady I...?!
: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! DO NOT SHOW YOUR FACE TO ME UNTIL EVERYONE LAST ONE OF THOSE CHILDREN IS OUT OF THE HOSPITAL IN PERFECT HEALTH! NOW GET GOING!!!
Tyrian pushed away from his table, and walked out with his tail between his legs. Jaune stepped away from Tyrian, giving him a wide berth as he left the room. And, as Tyrian left, Jaune then knew fully well why The Boss was so angry.
The Boss, as she was referred to by all the Goons, her real name being Salem, Salem the Grimm Queen, the Lady who governed over all the villains throughout the world.
And, the reason why she was so... angry with Tyrian Callows. Well, Salem had some history with children getting hurt. Old history as it may be, the scars still hurt.
As the Scorpion was kicked out of the throne room, Salem, whose face pale as bone burning red with rage, sat down on her throne, and gestured at one of the members at the table to continue.
One of the members stood up, Arthur Watts, a brilliant scientist, one of the few villains who didn't have an alias. However, he was given a nickname by Rose Scythe, the nickname being something her three year old daughter gave her, the nickname being, 'Doctor Moustache.'
A nickname that unfortunately stuck.
Watts: Ahem... My Lady, I am pleased to report seven of the thirteen doomsday weapons have been destroyed.
Hazel: Ahh good, there won't be anything for anyone to rule if they blow everything up.
Hazel Rainhart, aka the Dust Giant. A villain who was more of a brutal hitman than anything else. His comments at the destruction of the potential doomsday weapons was to show his clear support for the anti-doomsday weapon faction of the Villain League.
Doomsday, world ending weapons were a stupid idea as it is anyway.
Salem: What about the other six doomsday weapons?
Watts: We have left several clues to a variety of hero's, they should be disarming, or destroying the weapons in the coming days.
Salem: Good, get the names of those mad scientists, and place their names on the list. They won't receive any fundings from us for the immediate future.
Salem looked at the duo, then panned her gaze at the several other people in the room, until she locked eyes on Jaune for a moment as the meeting continued.
Salem: Is there anything else to report?
Watts: Uhh... No Ma'am, that is all.
Salem: Then leave! I have to have a word with Mr. Arc about the latest recent development with the Goonion.
Hazel: Isn't Roman the Representative of the Goonion? Why did you ask for the underling instead of his boss?
Salem: It's for a Code: Bull Heart matter...
Hazel: Oh...
Watts: Another one?
Jaune watched as the several higher ups of the Villain's League, Leonardo Linoheart, The Traitor Hero, or Cowardly Hero as he was often called, nodded his head to him as he exited the room.
The Raven, a stupid alias for someone who was literally named, Raven Brawnwen gave him a passing glance as she walked out. Jaune's attention was soon dragged away as Arthur Watts called out to him.
Watts: Hello Jaune.
Jaune: Hello Arthur.
Watts: Do you mind giving this to Roman? I would do so myself, but I am needed to help Dr. Merlot with creating a cure for some goons that were infected with 'Environmental Cure.' The cure was meant to repair damaged ecosystems, destroyed from a variety of hero, and super villain fights.
Watts: The 'cure' as it were, has infected several Goons, and made them into plant zombie goons. That is the list of infected goons, their symptoms, and the necessary paperwork for the Goonion benefits program.
Jaune: Oh gods... This is why I hate the Environmentalist Supervillain faction... Yeah, I'll get this to Roman when I'm done here. Thanks Arthur.
Watts nodded his head, and Jaune watched as the door to the throne room slowly slid shut, and closed with a heavy echo. Jaune turned to face the throne, and saw Salem lock eyes with him. She raised her finger, and gestured to him to come forward. Jaune swallowed as he walked towards Salem's throne,
As Jaune stood before the throne he watched as Salem stood up, and walked down her throne until Jaune they were staring eye to eye with one another. Jaune stared into the crimson red eyes of the Grimm Queen as he watched her body fall, as she draped her exhausted body over his as a long exhausted sigh escaped her body.
Jaune: Whoa! Whoa! Salem, what are you doing?!
Salem: I'm exhausted...
Jaune: I can see that, but there is a time, and a place for this?!
Salem: I'm The Boss, and I say it's time for cuddling...
Jaune: W-What if someone opens the door, and sees us?!
Salem: It takes approximately thirty seconds to open the door, and it makes a solid thud when it's opening...
Jaune: Y-You timed it?
Salem: I just want to spend time with my Bunny Knight...
Jaune: Ahh... Salem...
Jaune took the tablet in his hand, and threw it on the desk next to him. He then wrapped his arms around Salem, and allowed her body to fall upon his in a warm, loving embrace.
Jaune: You can be such a child at times, you know that?
Jaune started to gently run his hands through Salem's hair as she started to wrap her arms around Jaune, as she rested her face in the crook of his neck.
Jaune: So, I take it you're tired from all the paperwork?
Salem: Yes... I had to deal with Adam talking about his 'beloved' for twenty minutes... Tyrian harming innocent children... Leonardo being a whiney little bitch, again... Cinder started another forest fire... Ozpin asked me on a dinner date...
Jaune: He asked you out on another date?! I thought he got the point already, that you're not interested in getting back together?!
Salem: I'm so tired of dealing with everyone's bullshit... Jaune?
Jaune: Yes Salem?
Salem: Can you pamper me?
Jaune: Okay, what do you want? A bubble bath, a hot meal, message?
Salem: Yes.
Jaune: Okay, I'll draw up a bath, I'll make supper while you're relaxing in the bath. And, after supper, I'll give you a nice back massage.
Salem: I don't want a back message.
Jaune: A foot message?
Salem: No.
Jaune: An... erotic message...?
Salem: Yes~!
Jaune: "Gulp"
Jaune: I-I can do that...
Salem: Yay~!
Jaune Arc gave Salem a loving kiss as he broke away to draw up a nice bubble bath for Salem, and then prepare a hearty meal for her. Jeane was thinking of something with fish. But, as he was drawing the bath, he just couldn't help but think of how his life winded up here.
He had been kicked out of the Hero Academy under false circumstances. Invited to come back, but played his 'crime' as an honest mistake, that could have been easily proven wrong 'mistake. Joined the Villain's League as a low level goon, worked his way up through the ranks. Became a master interrogator, a shoehorn in for, "Best Interrogator of the Month." And, somehow in the middle of all of us he became The Boss, Salem the Grimm Queen, leader of the villains league's personal butler, and secret lover.
As he set the dinner table, he once again wondered how the hell he ended up here. But, it didn't matter really, after all everything all together it was well worth it.
Salem: Oh? That smells wonderful~! Shall we dig in?
Jaune looked over to see Salem walk in, instead of wearing her usual black, and red gown she was wearing violet yoga pants that hugged her shapely legs, and plump butt, and on top she was wearing his Pumpkin Pete hoodie that draped over her heaving bosom, showing off her delectable midriff.
Jaune: Yeah...
Oh yeah, it was totally worth it.
brainrot is at an all time high. save me.
Ford RNJR
RNJR: *Driving through Anima*
RNJR: ~Don't blame it on the sunshine~.
RNJR: ~Don't blame it on the moonlight~.
RNJR: ~Don't blame it on-
Tyrian: *Jumps out in the road*
Tyrian: You fools! I've-
*Thunk Thunk*
RNJR: ...
RNJR: ~Blame it on the boogie~.
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