Your favourite class representative

Any pronouns || I just reblog things that make me laugh || Chronic user of the "queue" function. If I like your post, I'll reblog it in 5-10 business days

[srcbias]

Attention everyone

I am one of the most awkward people you will ever meet. If you like or reblog one of my posts, please slip into my dms and say hi! I see so many people coming and going on my blog, and I really appreciate it. I just wanna say that I see you, but I’m too scared to become friends with you.

[urie]

americans are sooo desensitized to guns and sometimes it manifests in ways that affect your media literacy. like remember in the first episode of sherlock when john watson opens up his drawer and you see a gun in there and youre supposed to understand that this is narratively significant and conveys his suicidality as well as his willingness to skirt rules and laws but the first time i watched it i was like oh well theres his desk gun. lots of people have those

[eggblackoutpoetry]

“egg egg”

[hotvampireadjacent]

Ok this one I laughed out loud at. He looks so mad

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[i-add-ampersands-to-posts]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing & turn off personalized ads & reject all non-essential cookies & not set up siri & face ID

[holdoncallfailed]

we're really scraping the bottom of the barrel here huh

[depsidase]

[hungwy]

Trained my dog to donate blood on command

[depsidase]

[1percentcharge]

blood is so cool

[1percentcharge]

its like a magic liquid that keeps you alive. AND its bold red like the most cuntservy color possible and a little blood on the outside of your body and everyone’s attention is on you. It commands the room. AND it tastes good

[1percentcharge]

this is a normal take ! 👍

[yorickless]

and so what if I do? it's a nice room

[targetedknowledge]

[bearsockz]

Maybe I should grow up

[amazoogle]

i know every phone number

[sidequestsofacomposer]

do you know who they all belong to?

[amazoogle]

everyone that has phones

[woodrider]

what's mine

[amazoogle]

hole in the ground for extracting minerals

[serious-tabaxi]

can you tell me what my phone number is?

[amazoogle]

i can basically do whatever i want

[dogpuppy]

[iamoutofideas]

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

[iamoutofideas]

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

[virtualmosshroom]

[lvl10blvkmage]

oh no , the dog is drinking the wave equation

[depsidase]