Now What?

*I don't know sound*

[catasters]

[liathebookwyrm]

“you nudge pavement kitty? you nudge her body like the pillow? oh! oh! jail for coca cola mister! jail for coca cola mister for One Thousand Years!!!!

[dduane]

Yeah, this. :). (And also: “...YAWN.”

[tiktoksforlosers]

X

[jeanjauthor]

There is so much going on here, the fact she made a laptop mockup for her own cat, the fact that she put the “google images of birds” on it, the fact that the cat KNOWS it’s the cat’s “laptop,” the fact that the cat is UPSET WHEN HER LAPTOP IS MESSED WITH...

12/10 would watch again

[tianella]

So great lol

[lesbianskout-deactivated2021090]

My teacher: you can't use Wikipedia as a source, it's not reliable

Me, who edited the Karl Marx anime article to say he was into vore and had it changed back within 10 minutes:

[lesbianskout-deactivated2021090]

WROBG PICTURE WRONG PICTURE WRONG PICTURE

[hypat1a]

[funnytwittertweets]

[unclefather]

does this mean anything to you

[iamoutofideas]

itmeans everything to me

[scooplery]

Panera has just released a line of swimsuits that say only SOUP in huge letters on them and I thought of you

PANERA? BREAD??

[olliums]

yeah

https://swimsoups.com

[tahthetrickster]

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[8pxl]

follow me on twitter / instagram / patreon / shop / leave a tip

[moonlit-sunflower-books]

i hate when people say “tell me about yourself” like bitch my personality changes with whatever book i’m reading because i absorb the personality of the protagonist idk what to tell you

[lacetulle]

Teuta Matoshi | Spring/Summer 2021 Couture

[drallimylime]

young avengers x it’s always sunny

[valtsv]

i'm not objectifying my demon boyfriend by staring at his tits when we talk he's just too tall to look in the eyes okay

[valtsv]

the tits are a bonus though

[toadschooled]

We all know it’s risky to let your cats outdoors. But I don’t think anyone expected one of the risks to be that an extremely fat toad might eat all their food then sit in their water bowl. This native Cururu toad [Rhinella jimi] was found on the porch of photographer Helder da Rocha in Joao Pessoa, Brazil. These toads are very common in their range, and are frequently found near human settlements. Pet owners should keep their animals away from these toads, as they possess potent toxins which can cause serious harm or even death when consumed. 

[rikushiwolf]

They are talking about dinosaurs

[bobjackets]

Fear me….

Laura Kinney art by Skottie Young

[ruinedchildhood]