isobel ʕ⁠·⁠ᴥ⁠·⁠ʔ

doesn't a library based society sound delightful? - 25 - ceramist - she/her | cat is chowder ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ | I follow from @sapphroditeee - Rosalina like from mario

[amazoogle]

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

[calicotisane]

All stories are real

[calicotisane]

FICTION = REALITY

[everythingfox]

Stock associate got distracted

[detrout]

now THAT is oupydog

[dorothygale]

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

[theweirdwideweb]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Monday

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[kosmogrl]

we got august this week

[girlkaramazov]

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

[tamamita]

Team Asmodeus vs Team Belphegor

[tamamita]

They invited a group of Ultra-Hitlers to debate against a group of Omega-Hitlers.

[johnny-ignition]

Two groups of antisemites fighting each other.

[tamamita]

Don't worry, they'll get along by their shared hatred for Muslims

[urgetocreate]

Alice Dalton Brown (American b.1939), Summer Breeze, 1995, Oil on linen, 50 in. x 70.25 in

[dogpuppy]

[marinella-ela]

[leafstem]

lets lay down with baby

lets lay down with mama

lets lay down with mama

lets lay down with mama

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[midnightssea]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[dittography-direwolf]

Totally normal for a legitimate for-profit company to refuse to reclaim or stop running their products even after they're no longer being paid to do so. I'm sure it's very normal to just keep running your service for free when your contract's been terminated. Spending money to continue running cameras that supposedly no one is looking at is definitely not an indicator they are just run by the federal government to spy on everyone and only a wacko conspiracy theorist would think so.

[nighthamcollege]

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this