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[moonchild-the-author]

my math class is fucking insane

*playing hacky sack with a shoe*

"can I play *grade older than we are* soccer? why should you do that? Because I'm PETTY"

"A penny saved is a penny saved!"

"100 20 100 20 100 20 100..."

[moonchild-the-author]

Ela is worse.

*We're supposed to be working on our documentaries about plastic pollution*

The girl next to me: "Did you ever see terrifier?"

Girl at the desk across from me: "I just made Donald trump but with a... *unintelligible*"

Girl next to me is looking over my shoulder I am very uncomfortable.

*she shows me meme*

why.

"I just made drey. it's gay drake"

"Beeoouubs"

"Diiiiihhh"

Like girl, why. what is the reason for this.

What is possessing her?

*whispering in my ear* "Clock it."

"Donald duck? Does my hair look pretty?"

oh God the sub is coming back I have to switch tabs.

[moonchild-the-author]

fuck drama is worse

"The narrator hates me... my friends hate me... god hates me..."

*clapping* "EHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"I'm off to vote for jeffrey epstein, dead sex offender for president of the enchanted wood right next to the sugarplum zoo!"

what do you mean you're doing a feminist retelling of the very hungry catarpillar?

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[moonchild-the-author]

Neighbor girl is climbing up her garage like a goblin.

[moonchild-the-author]

my math class is fucking insane

*playing hacky sack with a shoe*

"can I play *grade older than we are* soccer? why should you do that? Because I'm PETTY"

"A penny saved is a penny saved!"

"100 20 100 20 100 20 100..."

[moonchild-the-author]

Ela is worse.

*We're supposed to be working on our documentaries about plastic pollution*

The girl next to me: "Did you ever see terrifier?"

Girl at the desk across from me: "I just made Donald trump but with a... *unintelligible*"

Girl next to me is looking over my shoulder I am very uncomfortable.

*she shows me meme*

why.

"I just made drey. it's gay drake"

"Beeoouubs"

"Diiiiihhh"

Like girl, why. what is the reason for this.

What is possessing her?

*whispering in my ear* "Clock it."

"Donald duck? Does my hair look pretty?"

oh God the sub is coming back I have to switch tabs.

[moonchild-the-author]

my math class is fucking insane

*playing hacky sack with a shoe*

"can I play *grade older than we are* soccer? why should you do that? Because I'm PETTY"

"A penny saved is a penny saved!"

"100 20 100 20 100 20 100..."

[moonchild-the-author]

what the hell. what is even... what is the point of anything. what.

[moonchild-the-author]

this child gives me purpose

[moonchild-the-author]

My first time doing fanart! I loved this series so much, I felt like I had to use my bad art skills. What matters is that Lucy is the best one, next to Phee.

[moonchild-the-author]

I just wanted to check the weather

[moonchild-the-author]

Walking up the stairs backwards after coming out to my mom

[moonchild-the-author]

The funniest thing about being a counselor at a girl scout camp is that you all have to be girls even if you're a counselor. Cause, you know, it would be inappropriate for us to be dating when we're supposed to be watching kids. Anyway, the funny part is that you can be in the like most obviously lesbian relationship with Becky from Tall Pines and like... nobody cares. It's great. Love wins.

[moonchild-the-author]

Drew the main character from my new choose your own adventure book.

[moonchild-the-author]

You would not believe the chokehold that magnanimity by rabbitology has on me. It's like the best song I've ever listened to.

[moonchild-the-author]

funkyfrogplays is an absolute gem

Who up doing intravenous drugs right now? AND illegal gambling?, oh yeah, that s my ideal Friday night.