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Reader : That shirt looks great, Derek .

Derek : Thanks.

Reader : But I bet it would look even better on Stiles 's floor.

Stiles : Are you hitting on Derek ... for me?

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Derek : *hands Reader a baby*

Reader : No thanks, I'm vegetarian.

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Reader: Get your fucking shit together and act like an adult!

Stiles : Think you have the wrong person but you're right.

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Bucky : Listen, in the wild wild west there is always a woman in the saloon and nobody messes with her even though they all have guns.

My/n: That's because she's a prostitute.

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Bucky : I like your top, Sam !

Yn: I have a name, you know.

Sam : *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.

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yelena: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?

nat, watching clint screaming, yn trying to set a sleeping tony on fire, and steve choking on air: I don't know either.

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bruce: What did you get clint for his birthday?

steve: I got him a kitten.

bruce: Really? Me too!

tony: I also got him a cat.

nat: Looks like we had the same idea.

steve: yn, please tell me you didn't get clint a cat as well!

yn: ...I got them a kitten.

*later*

clint, in their apartment surrounded by cats and kittens: This is the best birthday ever!

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steve: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.

clint: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...

Nat: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

bruce: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.

tony: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.

yn: Mental stability, my old friend!

steve: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?

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yn: You look good in that hoodie.

clint: You know where else I'd look good?

yn, zero hesitation: My bed.

clint, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

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Yn: *walks into the kitchen, ignoring everyone*

Tony: Hey, Yn, how was your day?

Yn: *picks up an onion and bites into it, staring at Tony* Hell.

Bruce , watching this unfold: *whispers* Who hurt you?

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Bucky : What did Yn do this time?

Sam : More like WHO did Yn do this time?

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Yn: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.

Sam : I’m “a couple of things”.

Bucky : I’m “got distracted”.

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Male: What are you in the mood for?

Yn: World domination.

Male: That's a bit ambitious.

Yn: You are my world.

Male: Aww...

Yn:

Male:

Yn:

Male: OH.

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Y/n: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity? sam, turning to bucky: How tall are you?

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Y/n: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you're single?

bucky: Do not do that.

Y/n: You won't even notice!

sam, entering: Y/n, you wanted to see me again?

Y/n: bucky's single

bucky:

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Y/n: Raisins it’s natures candy.