Incorrect Quotes Daredevil: Richard Murdock
*You were in Matt’s apartment for your weekly dinners because most of your time was free now that your murder boyfriend was locked up in a mental hospital and Matt felt he should be more of an acting big brother in your life.*
Y/N: “You’re telling me you were dating She-Hulk but left her for Karen? Karen!”
Matt: “Me and She-Hulk-”
Y/N: “She-Hulk and I.”
Matt: “She-Hulk and I-”
Y/N: “Her name is Jennifer.”
Matt *holding back his irritation because he’s hungry and you will throw away his food*: “Jennifer and I were just casual.”
Y/N *shaking your head in disappointment as he hears it in your tone*: “Matthew Richard Murdock-”
Matt: “You know my middle name isn’t Richard, right?”
Y/N *pointing a finger at him, then you quickly put it down because he’s blind*: “It should be with the way you think so much with your dick.”
