Moon in Orion

🇺🇦jane. classic but not basic ig: jane.esw

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James: So you ran off with some girl again while I was waiting for you?

Sirius: Jealous?

James: No.

Sirius: Take a picture of that pout.

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Draco and Hermione finally decided to give dating a try

Hermione: It’s gonna be hard.

Draco: Hard, Granger? Were already fucked.

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?: Lily, what have you kept from your time with Severus?

Lily: His nemesis.

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When you say there's no such thing as a three-person friendship or a guy-girl friendship just remember the golden trio.

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*Sirius's closet is falling apart because it's full of stuff*

James: So?

Sirius:that's my boyfriend in the closet, I'm hiding him.

Remus in the closet: So it's a poltergeist, not a boyfriend.

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Sirius: Me or me. You have to choose

Remus: You. You or you. You and only you.

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Sirius: Let's go quickly Moony.

Some boy: Why a Moony? His name is Remus, isn’t it?

Sirius: That's the kind of role-playing we do.

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The war is over, the dark lord is defeated, everyone around is celebrating and only Remus Lupin is not clinking glass to glass, in memory of those who died.

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*Some girl gave Sirius a valentine, and then noticed that it was missing from Sirius' hands*

Girl: Sirius, you threw away my valentine?

Sirius: I didn't throw it away, it was brazenly stolen.

Remus: By me.

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Sirius: I made an appointment with a psychologist in French

Remus: What do you mean? You wrote to a psychologist in French?

Sirius: No, he's French.

Remus: Why do you need a French psychologist?

Sirius: I decided I needed more practice with the language

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I'm sure that if James ever got into a taxi , he would overshare ALL the knowledge he knows about magic world and then just simply would say "im just kidding bro, take it easy" and would leave