*Hardcore Superstar*

Yes, I'm Canadian.

[moonlighthamsters]

Hi.

[thebreloomroom]

geistygeist:

theelderscrotes:

when u gently put ur ear close to ur cat and u hear their motor running…. thats a fine engine, no problems here

A well-tuned cat. All eight cylinders firing together.

[captvinvanity]

[filmcinematography]

“I am in love with this. Don’t you get it?” “It won’t last. In two, three years it’ll be over. This is a moment.” “Well how great is that?” Whip It (2009)

[tastefullyoffensive]

[komaydah-deactivated20150731]

When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send

[gnarly]

I HOPE THIS IS REAL😭

[lamusiquelavielartworld]

[oldmethrobblog]

[plasticroyal]

[creampuff-clone]

lonesomedeer

[sacredsigh]

yes homo

supreme court of the united states (via sacredsigh)

[catesstrophe-deactivated2021030]

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

[dumbasschronicles]

working in customer service

[teesadutta]

5.4.15

[space-trash-club]

[alliethefeminist-deactivated201]

[sunbeamwitch-deactivated2017121]

actual thing that happened:

starbucks dude: can I have your name? me: claire. starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it? me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone.

[710ck]

iconic

[supnoah]

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking