Stargazer

Writer, performer (she/her, 29)

[flobsart]

I CANNOT

Take this

anymore

[iguanamouth]

[unicornempire]

I. Love this. 

Love it.

Oh my god

yes.

[defilerwyrm]

This is it, I found it, the funniest post on this entire godsforsaken website

[chambergambit]

I will never get over how brilliant this comic is. The artist could have just drawn a single image in response, but instead we have this masterpiece. The world doesn’t deserve @iguanamouth.

[carlaconnors]

THE MORNING SHOW | 'A Private Person' (2.06) & 'The Stanford Student' (3.06)

[lady-0f-the-wood]

[hazelwoodhandmadeuk]

🌲 Etsy 🌲

[justanotherrpmeme]

Angsty sentences

"You don't understand the pain I carry inside me every day." "I'm so tired of pretending like everything's okay when it's not." "Why does it feel like the whole world is against us?" "Sometimes I just want to scream and let it all out, but no one would even listen." "I'm drowning in this sea of darkness, and I don't know how to find my way back." "We're trapped in a never-ending cycle of heartbreak, and I can't take it anymore." "I feel so lost and alone, like no one really understands me." "I'm suffocating in this suffocating world, and I can't breathe." "We're broken pieces trying to fit into a puzzle that will never be complete." "The pain inside me is tearing me apart, and I don't know how to escape it." "I wish I could just run away from everything and never look back." "We're just prisoners of our own minds, tortured by our own thoughts." "Sometimes it feels like the weight of the world is crushing down on my shoulders." "No one sees the battles we fight within ourselves every single day." "I'm so tired of feeling like I'm constantly disappointing everyone around me." "We're walking on a thin line between love and hate, and it's tearing us apart." "I've built walls so high around me that I don't even know who I am anymore." "We're stuck in this endless loop of pain, and I don't know how to break free." "I'm drowning in my own self-doubt, and I can't find a way to swim to the surface." "Sometimes I wish I could just disappear and leave all this pain behind."

[missfisherandjack-deactivated20]

1x10 Death By Miss Adventure

[stargazereyes]

This episode though. Doctor Mac ❤️

[hjarta-deactivated20260124]

just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

[scienceoftheidiot]

They existed *before beetles*

[somethingaboutsomethingelse]

[spacedandelions]

Why is this sad? Why am I sad?

[ignescent]

https://xkcd.com/1259/

Bee Orchid

[sepdet]

This is how I feel about Joshua Trees. They and avocado trees produce fruit meant to be eaten and dispersed by giant ground sloths. Without them, the Joshua Trees' range has shrunk by 90%.

(my own photos)

Not only they, but the entire Mojave ecosystem is still struggling to adapt since the loss of ground sloth dung. their chief fertilizer.

Many, many trees and plants in the Americas have widely-spaced, extremely long thorns that do nothing to discourage deer eating their leaves, but would've penetrated the fur of ground sloths and mammoths. Likewise, if you've observed a tree that drops baseball or softball-sized fruit which lies on the ground and rots, like Osage Oranges, which were great for playing catch at my school, chances are they were ground sloth or mammoth chow.

You can read about various orphaned plants and trees missing their megafauna in this poignant post:

The Trees That Miss The Mammoths - American Forests

Trees that once depended on animals like the wooly mammoth for survival have managed to adapt and survive in the modern world.



[modernvintage]

First quote from the linked article. Found it poetic.

[prettypinkpansy]

rare vent art from a few months ago

[queer-and-longing]

I feel this!!! Also love how you muted the color along the way, I think it makes it that much more impactful!

[saint-yaint]

This is the thing!

[cal-is-a-cuddlefish]

[autumneverleigh]

idk i just wanna sit in a dark library at night in the candlelight wearing an oversized sweater and exchange glances over my book to my lover while the rain pours outside and feel at peace with the world

[depsidase]

[fried-berries]

[ajosieee]

[bpd-dylan-hall-deactivated20190]

like a year ago I saw a trailer for Some Fucking Romcom where I thought for the first thirty seconds the plot was “bride asks her gay brother and his boyfriend to get heterosexual dates for her wedding”

turns out the plot actually was “bride asks her two Commitmentphobic ™ brothers to get dates for her wedding” which, lame

I like my idea, where two gay dudes and two lesbians have to pretend to be straight for an entire weekend 

“I can definitely pretend to be straight,” Lesbian One says, “I successfully pretended to be a straight man for twenty years.”

“No,” her girlfriend Lesbian Two says, “no you definitely didn’t.”

Lesbian Two, who is butch, discovers an eyelash curler. “What is this, a torture device?”

Gay Guy One hooks up with the DJ, the wedding planner, three caterers and the best man. Shenanigans happen as he narrowly avoids getting caught by the bride.

Gay Guy Two, of course, finds himself falling hopelessly in love with the groom.

At the climax of the movie Gay Guy One falls out of the closet where he’s making out with his latest conquest, the florist. The bride screams, eyeliner smearing from tears, about how he’s RUINING HER WEDDING and she didn’t choose to have a brother who was QUEER and why didn’t he ever think about HER and why couldn’t he just pretend to be NORMAL for her SPECIAL DAY–

the groom is like “honey, I’m bi”

the bride says “no, you’re not! you’re marrying me! you’re straight now!”

and then the wedding is called off and Gay Guy Two and the groom live happily ever after. the after-credits scene is Lesbian Two suspiciously poking her eyelids with an eyelash curler

[redshiftsinger]

Please write this movie.

[audiaphilios]

Play It Straight (2019)

[camehereforfriends]

IT’S TIME TO BRING THIS GEM BACK TO LIGHT

[wilwheaton]

[gh00st13]

Drew this at work just cause I thought it was cool.

[anexperimentallife]

[stargazereyes]

Good afternoon! I am a translator and I liked your work "Worship". Can I translate it and post on the site Ficbook, where I mark you as the author. So the everyone else can see this masterpiece

No thank you but I appreciate you asking!

[beyonslayed]

noah fence but how do ppl 5′5″ and under like survive….

[coolxatu]

elaborate tunnel system

[sapamanders]

crumbs

[doodlepede]

my eyes are positioned such that i can see the sky above me so that i will be aware of hawks and owls

[motherland]

Which relationship, wether romantic or platonic, is your favorite in the show and why?