Anecdotes of a dumbass

I’m Katie, and I’m a sixteen year old American high school Senior (12th grade). snapchat: katiestevens97

[pierogay]

“Be my girlfriend?” “Fine”

I caught her off guard after our softball game and she doesn’t like surprises but this is the exception to that😊

[aldenteaura-deactivated20240423]

why is this perfect

[linda-belcher]

*bangs my fists on a table* LET CASHIERS HAVE CHAIRS

[dreamlogic]

some very nice color schemes:

gold and blood

deep water, rusty clay cliffs

wet sand and black ink

lilac, wisteria, lavender, and bronze

honeycomb, pomegranate seeds, and raw meat

the green/silver/rotting earth tones of old growth forests

clean, milky sky blue and the bright, bruised tones of out-of-control fire

every gentle grey you can think of shot through with electric teal

overripe peach and faded off-white

[wet-hot-american-bummer]

this is the funniest scene I have ever watched

[harrypotterfandomunite]

Can’t Even Deal.

Dumbledore would probably chuckle over it because he’s already received many over the years from one distraught Oliver Wood.

[labias]

[peykachu]

@stevendelreyy

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

body: Time to sleep ! Don’t wanna be tired at school tomorrow ! :-) brain and eyes *reading Wikipedia article about Baby Looney Tunes at 7% battery charge*: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[helcna]

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

[taffybuns]

i know its stupid but 

im REALLY PISSED ABOUT HOW HE GLUED THIS???

AND JUST CASUALLY SLAPPED IT ON

BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GLUE SHIT LIKE THAT

[taffybuns]

i love the amount of notes this got because it means everyone’s as pissed about stanford’s art habits as i am

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

[danmangan]

ppl who complain about bands changing their sound are the literal worst like what did u want them to do?? make the same record 6 times in a row??? 

[lvnderbrwn-blog]

#NEWCANON aka If You Don't Go On Pottermore Anymore

Teddy and Victoire have practically been dating long before their kiss on Platform 9 and ¾

Bill Weasley is 100% not happy about this

Neville Longbottom is Albus Potter’s godfather

Luna wore a tiara made out of unicorn horns on her wedding day

Ron Weasley still holds a grudge on Victor Krum

Neville Longbottom is Albus Potter’s godfather

Rita Skeeter got the fuck jinxed out of her by Ginny Weasley at the 2014 Quidditch World Cup

Neville Longbottom is Albus Potter’s godfather

[serotnin]

no offense but I literally can’t process that others genuinely care for me

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

is that a diploma in the corner

[illumahottie]

I’m having a fit

[dumbasschronicles]

a theorist when he gets to his hotel room: there's a lot to unpack here

[danger]

Damn Siri who hurt you

[lolfactory]