“They said they wanted a vampire relationship with no age gap”
“No age gap??!?!?”
“And no non-con elements”
“NO NON CON?”
“And no coercion or otherwise manipulative behaviors”
“Joe they want a vampire with NOTHING”
[Image ID: A screenshot from a classic Polly-O string cheese commercial. A young boy faces a deli counter, the two workers on the other sides having incredulous looks on their faces. The dialogue in the post mirrors the dialogue used in the original ad. End ID]



















