D3rking where Derek is a baker who makes the bestest coolest sweetest pastries around, and TKIY kidnaps him to keep him as a pastry vending machine.
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D3rking where Derek is a baker who makes the bestest coolest sweetest pastries around, and TKIY kidnaps him to keep him as a pastry vending machine.
Thats it, thats the post
https://www.tumblr.com/moonlitray/814514606425980928/httpswwwtumblrcommoonlitray81408641148459417?source=share
Same anon,, I lovelovelove d3rking as a ship but also a lot of times i also find myself thinking GET OUT OF THE WAY KING. I WANT THAT KNIGHT. GIVE HIM TO ME. /J i will treat him nicely and kiss him on the forehead
-♦️
AAAARGHH FR FR 😿MY KNIGHTLING
https://www.tumblr.com/moonlitray/814086411484594176/d3rking-where-derek-is-a-renowned-blacksmith-who?source=share
Sorry i heard Blacksmith d3rlord3 and i immediately spontaneously set on fire. what were you saying /j
LOLLLLL 🔥🔥🔥 Blacksmith Derek for life, he would make the best weapons, and sometimes wedding rings and trinkets for the town😼
D3rking where Derek is a renowned blacksmith who makes grand, powerful weapons for the King's army, being shamefully made to forge his own handcuffs out of gold for TKIY to attach him to the bed everytime he tries to squirm. With the King, Derek is no longer an impressive master of metal, but instead the pet to a master of his own (slightly willing) making.
D3rking where Derek is a dedicated priest who speaks for TKIY, and as he preaches to the church, TKIY can't help but distract him by sending him messages telepathically that are far too dirty for such a holy place. Tainting his thoughts so that he frequently visits the church in order to cleanse himself. Much to Derek's embarrassment, as the King has him recite (and sometimes enact) his exact lustful feelings in his prayers as punishment for thinking about a holy figure this way.
D3rking where TKIY keeps Derek locked in a tower for Him to preserve as a trophy He believes He deserves. Because Derek is a rare, intelligent being, and TKIY loves exotic treasures. However, in the tower, Derek is taken care of and fed, groomed, preened, polished. He dresses him in different armour and quality clothes, like keeping an adored pet. Derek hasn't felt like a real human in years. Reduced to a well-shined trinket.
D3rking where TKIY watches D3r be a kind and helpful being to those around him, admiring his compassion. Which convinces him to try and help humans too, so that D3r could be impressed by him. He sucks at it, but D3r finds his attempts to understand humans to be adorable.
reblog if you're corny and insufferable
D3rking but TKIY comissions portraits and statues of his favourite mortal as to never forget his face when his short human life ends
Something tells me Der is NOT TKIY's fav mortal, idk, just a hunch
guys im genuinely such a pussy i got jumpscared by everything the whole video
BUT HOLY PEAK😿
D3rking but TKIY comissions portraits and statues of his favourite mortal as to never forget his face when his short human life ends
me watching from the corner of the room as my friend mischaracterizes me for the fifth time to create their punchline ( ・_ゝ・)
you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.
They got him chat.... He is stone now 💔💔💔💔
I love it when fan fiction writers are like: “ah shit, this was meant to be one part but I started writing it and now it has to be three”. Like the fanfic is happening to them and not being created by them.
Unfortunately all writing is like this